Things that should be uninvented

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Napalm, nasty stuff

Wrong Planet

Actually nuclear weapons.

Men's rompers

Sex toys

disposable everything

countless laws i can't be arsed to name

fanny packs

these tbh.

Choke collars for dogs.

Everything brought up so far is an absolute abomination! Good job folks.

Let's see:

The modern automobile headlamp. (I could roast a goose by them but would rather get the turkey that drives with 'em in.)
Snapchat, Facebook, Instagram. (If your life and mine are alike, they're just not that interesting.)
The public school system.(Pope Leo XIII and Pink Floyd would agree on this.)
Music on public address systems. (Nobody is listening. Literally nobody)
Pets allowed in restaurants. (I don't want to have a nice dinner with a view of your dog.)
Fake emotional support animals. (Unless said Dog is helping you manage. In which case, carry on!)
Oral abortifacients, other hormone pills (I don't believe our bodily autonomy extends to tampering with the settings)
Commercial airliners. (It'd be nice to see a sunset without airplanes in it.)
Elon Musk's public image. (You launched a car into space...juvenile, and expects us to treat him like god of tech.)
Modern art. (It's neither modern, nor is it art. Chaos is old as time and art is beautiful which this stuff is not.)
Marxism & the works of Hegel (If you need something of mine it you can have it, but the Government isn't to be trusted.)
Laissez-faire Capitalism (Almost as bad as Socialism and comes with the same false promises.)

And last but not least

Disposable ballpoint pens!

I mean....

The second one, I'll agree. The first one, nope. In regard to Ezra's posts.

Last edited by StayFrosty on 31 Jan 2020, 3:03 am, edited 1 time in total.

The shirt looks nice but the second half is just gross.

Twilight movies.

this. glare sucks when your car is older and lower than many others



very few people's lives are as "interesting" as depicted on instagram or whatever....that said i wasn't always aware of such and i made accounts on all three of those.....i don't use them anymore



it's a necessary evil IMO but the whole concept...as it's carried out today is like a weird experiment, high school especially: when you put 30+ young people, hormones raging, with adult-like expectations ahead of them but still childlike mentalities, many abused and from varying backgrounds/upbringings and (dis)abilities in hot muggy classrooms with terrible ventilation (CO2 can reach 4000+ PPM in classrooms) for 6-8 hours a week, five times a week for years...you are bound to have very sketchy outcomes.

this is why good teachers who CARE are SO important



dunno what that is



not even if it's really cute?


huh



then who has that right?



why are you looking above you when you're watching a sunset?



funny how "juvenile" is the adjective of choice when describing someone who launched a CAR into SPACE
where do you live, where children and teenagers are regularly launching vehicles into orbit?



yeah i agree here
i could make millions if modern art is really about the pieces themselves and not the name of the artist.

So the books are okay?

Hegelian Dialectic... also

Nightly news programs which have become fashion shows and personality parades.

Walter Cronkite just did his job.