Putin or Trump for dinner

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28 Jun 2020, 1:11 pm

Who would you choose?
Vlad is scary but he likes dogs.So I’d have him over for beans and cornbread.Hopefully he wouldn’t poison me afterwards.

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28 Jun 2020, 1:28 pm

Hmmmm. Well, my choice would be Putin. The reason being that Trump is older and doesn’t take proper exercise so he’d be fatty and probably too chewy as well.

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28 Jun 2020, 1:38 pm

/\He’d need to be parboiled and heavily seasoned to be palatable.

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28 Jun 2020, 1:39 pm

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Hmmmm. Well, my choice would be Putin. The reason being that Trump is older and doesn’t take proper exercise so he’d be fatty and probably too chewy as well.

Putin seems like he'd be a bit leathery and gamey. Trump may be a pig, but at least the meat would be well marbled.

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28 Jun 2020, 1:48 pm

Don’t forget the apple for his mouth.You will have to stick something in there or he’ll keep yapping while he’s roasting.

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28 Jun 2020, 1:58 pm

Misslizard wrote:

Don’t forget the apple for his mouth

Make sure it has no signal so he can't call Putin for help this time.

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28 Jun 2020, 2:31 pm

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Putin or Trump for dinner; whom would you choose? ...

I doubt if a school of great white sharks would care which one they're having for dinner as long as they get fed.

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28 Jun 2020, 2:39 pm

I thought it was blackberries with republicans and apples with democrats, for the discerning cannibal gourmet.

I think you’d have to marinade Putin in a rich wine sauce for palatability, and have a spicy leaf and mozzarella salad as a side.

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28 Jun 2020, 2:46 pm

I was thinking a classic-style ragù alla bolognese.

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28 Jun 2020, 2:49 pm

Neither because they could taste like dog s**t and I would gag. :lol:

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28 Jun 2020, 2:50 pm

Well, BBC satire programming assured me that the reason he does all the topless on horseback photos is because he’s secretly a centaur: so there’s plenty of cuts to try both ideas out.

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28 Jun 2020, 3:30 pm

I would recommend this to go with either dish.
https://blog.gardeningknowhow.com/tbt/c ... -eggplant/

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28 Jun 2020, 3:43 pm

Misslizard wrote:

Who would you choose?
Vlad is scary but he likes dogs.So I’d have him over for beans and cornbread.Hopefully he wouldn’t poison me afterwards.

Putin.
It would be an awkward, tense silence and hostility concealed under superficially good manners - but I prefere that to being noisy.

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28 Jun 2020, 3:51 pm

The first belly laugh I've had in a week!

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28 Jun 2020, 4:01 pm

Trump. Because I can feed him on two macdonalds cheeseburgers, and then, he'd leave on his own to get a third one.

Putin would probably just sit there until I got him some caviar and vodka, and I really don't want to waste money on this all.

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28 Jun 2020, 4:07 pm

blazingstar wrote:

The first belly laugh I've had in a week!

Glad to have helped.We all need a good laugh right now.

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