Something that my mum got sent via letter( make you laugh)

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Just be careful because people are going crazy from lock down.

Not me of course
Actually, I've just been talking about this with my microwave and toaster whilst drinking coffee and we all agreed things are getting worse, I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin, on everything. Certainly not the fridge as he's acting cold and distant. In the end, the iron straightened me out as she said everything will be fine, no situation is too pressing. The vacuum was very sympathetic. Told me to just suck it up. But the fan was more optimistic and hoped it'll all blow over. The toilet looked a bit flushed. When i asked what he thought, he said that s**t happens everyday. The door knob told me to get a grip. The front door said, i was becoming unhinged and the curtains told me too (yes you've guessed it) pull myself together.

Uhmm. Yes!

Did the chair tell you to sit on the issue for a few days and see what happens?

My kettle told me, to mull it over a cup of tea and my bed told me, that things seem better after a good nights rest. My bath told me to wash away my fears

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