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I can't bear to look at Suicide Squad's performance on Steam. It's a mediocre experience at best but people are defending and shilling for it. More than 80 percent positive reviews. To me it's worth 40 percent. You know why despite this game sucks, people are loving it? Because it's pissing everybody off. It's pissing off the fans and pissing off the gamers who are tired of Live Service crap. There will never be another game like Fornite so developers and publishers should stop trying. As for people who defend this game, if the turd sandwich offends, people will come to take a bite, smile for the camera, and say "Sh*t sandwich tastes great! Try it! You'll love it! You're just not being fair to it!"

My son said that I was a "genius" and that I should be a "game designer" because I said that you should be able to throw a cabbage at people for 1 damage in Fortnite. Actually, the precise amount of damage should depend on the hit point. 1-3 sounds reasonable. No one wants to be hit in the head by a cabbage.

I wish it was that easy to impress adults.

I too play almost all my games on the easiest setting. "Story" if possible, because the games with that difficulty option that I've played are known for their story anyway, and not their combat.

I don't think Doom II's soundtrack is all that great. It's okay, but it's too soft.

I play Minecraft on peaceful mode (no monsters)

I do not care for Rosalina or Rouge the Bat

I LOVE horror games. That used to be all I would play.

Even though I'm a guy I have always preferred to play as a girl character (if they are available)

I've broken many game consoles on purpose whenever I was pissed off (yeah I really regret that..)

I actually feel guilt over killing human enemies in video games. I prefee to slay monsters or undead things because I feel less guilty.

I didn't really care for Tears of the Kingdom. But I'm not the biggest fan of open world games in general. I know for some people the game is perfect, a ridiculously expansive sandbox. I prefer games to be more linear.

Female Nintendo characters are hypersexualized, obviously excluding Baby Peach/Baby Daisy/Baby Rosalina (unfortunately that won't stop weird men in the fandom). Like the only fat and "ugly" women I can relate to (there are only 4), 2 are literal animals (Madame Broodal and Luna) and 2 are speciesless blobs (Queen Bean and Miss Flurrie)...