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25 Feb 2021, 4:09 pm

Poor Car said the flat tire to the wheel as it lugged itself to the repair shop.


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25 Feb 2021, 5:29 pm

"PLOP!" said the cowpie as it landed on the prairie. the cow flies all buzzed "YUMMMM another one!!"



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25 Feb 2021, 9:54 pm

Sand grain... Another sand grain. And there's another....
Said the ant on a beach.


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26 Feb 2021, 11:08 am

Sheriffs recently arrested a slab of bacon for being such a Rasher


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26 Feb 2021, 5:48 pm

"Hello" said the car as it saw a man. "Beep, beep!" said the man. :mrgreen:


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26 Feb 2021, 6:40 pm

Bbbbbrrrrrr... said the snow plow , as it pushed his nose into the snow . AAAAAaaachooo. ,!


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26 Feb 2021, 10:39 pm

Why can't I watch my films said the angry lady as she tried another DVD in her microwave...


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27 Feb 2021, 10:35 pm

Do you like toast? asked the toaster as it smiled.


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27 Feb 2021, 10:55 pm

Crispy ? ask the toaster to the toaster .


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27 Feb 2021, 10:57 pm

Jakki wrote:
Crispy ? asked the toast to the toaster .
with extra charcoal please?


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27 Feb 2021, 10:58 pm

Haha said the biscuit as it dived back into the tea!


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01 Mar 2021, 8:15 am

"Watch out!" Shouted the snowflake as it fell on the ground.


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01 Mar 2021, 8:27 am

"Ouch" shouted Mr Nosey as he tripped over his nose.


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01 Mar 2021, 8:50 am

"Stop staring at me!" said the man with a shoe on his head. :)


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01 Mar 2021, 9:04 pm

Lolololzzzz :D


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02 Mar 2021, 12:08 pm

FOUR laughed the golf ball as it bounced off the mans head!


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