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Joined: 22 Nov 2019Age: 50Gender: MalePosts: 4,345
Hi Here are some of my friend Mountain Goat's funny sayings.Feel free to post similar ones in this thread. I'll start.
Haha went the crocodile as he bit his tongue.Ouch shouted the pencil as he turned in the sharpener!Turnips said the farmer standing in a field.
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Joined: 13 May 2019Gender: MalePosts: 14,696Location: .
Haha. Any more? The esculator one?
Don't shoot, or I'll move! "Why dont you look where you are going?" said the lady as she cycled down the escalator!
"Tickets please" asked the train conductor as he walked down the church isle.
Worm said the worm as it wormed through the soil!
Haha. Yes. I remember them.
Fridge went the man.
As heavy as a floor.
Squelch said the spider as the boy stepped on him.
Poor spider!
Roar said the ostrich.
LOLOww! Said the nail as it was hit on its head.