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Is time travel possible?

Yes because I got our of the 40s and back into the 60s.

What do you like to do before bed?

Teleport to all the countries to say good night.

Where are you?

I'm at my house at the center of the Earth.

If it's always getting later and later, then how come it's early sometimes?

Your clock is broken.

What sound does a cockerel make in the morning?

Squawk-a-diddly-Moo

Where does the sidewalk end?

It ends in the 5th dimension, by holding the fabric of time and space by 38 degrees, and then spin at least 5428 degrees counter clockwise, at the speed of sound and a half.


Just how tall is an average foot?

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2 feet tall.

There's something strange in your neighbourhood. Who you gonna call?

My insurance company.

A madman steals your secret formula. What are you going to do?

Summon a cosmic entity and ask it to bring it back to me.


What would you do if you ran out of tokens in the arcade?

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I would become a token myself.

What's the best way to play Dungeons&Dragons?

Get seduced by the lich dragon and actually summon it in the real world to get married.

And live happily ever after in a domestic bliss~



Why did the cookie monster regret eating that much cookies?

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One of the cookies eaten by the Cookie Monster was the Monster Cookie.

What's the typical lifestyle of an octopus?

Wearing polyester leisure suits and dancing at the discotheque til 3 AM

I’ve been cheated, been mistreated, when will I be loved?

The third Wednesday every month, 5:00-5:15am.

What is the most urgent issue of public health right now?

Infectious nudism.

Where did i put my glasses?