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04 May 2022, 2:21 am

Because humans come from Africa.

What's my biggest regret?


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04 May 2022, 3:43 am

Your biggest regret is having had pumpkin soup for dinner yesterday. How could you have done that!?

How do I go from Paris to Nice?



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04 May 2022, 3:49 am

Ride a cat.

How to travel from Tokio to Atlanta?


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04 May 2022, 3:51 am

Dig a tunnel.

What's the best way to avoid getting arrested?



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04 May 2022, 12:46 pm

Smile and blame your neighbor.

How can I peel an apple?



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04 May 2022, 5:20 pm

Cut the apple into tiny bits (this answer brought to you by a four year old near me).

What is making that sound?


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04 May 2022, 6:28 pm

You may have a dying animal on the premise.
Contact the nearest animal hospital immediately.

What is the best gift that keeps on giving?


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04 May 2022, 6:49 pm

Self replicating brick.
It'll be a pleasure to throw it.


Same question.


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04 May 2022, 10:24 pm

A garbage truck.

Who moved my cheese?


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05 May 2022, 7:46 am

Whoever cut the cheese last night.
And I'm sure it's the next poster. :twisted:



What's inside the Pandora's box?


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05 May 2022, 8:01 am

Pandora's house keys, it's the last place she would look.

How do I make a good first impression on a date?



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05 May 2022, 9:12 am

Talk about how superior you are to your date. He/she will feel humbled and admire you.

What's the best way to eat potatoes?



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05 May 2022, 12:37 pm

Raw, sliced and spread with olive jelly.

Am I autistic or just gifted and quirky?


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06 May 2022, 1:58 pm

Too serious a question? Here's a different one.

What color is a peanut?


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06 May 2022, 2:43 pm

Red!

Who is the most beautiful king in history?



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17 May 2022, 4:47 pm

Burger King.

What should I do when life gives me lemons?


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