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01 Mar 2024, 6:25 pm

You have to eat an entire airplane with a fork while it's flying before it flies completely around the world.

What's happening?

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01 Mar 2024, 7:15 pm

Fred Berry is dancing on the interstellar Soul Train of the sky wearing Saturn’s rings as his new beret.

Where did I park my car?

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02 Mar 2024, 2:07 pm

Kepler-22b.

What is magnetism?

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Bwark!

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02 Mar 2024, 4:16 pm

Magnetism is that feeling you get when you stick your tongue on a frozen metal surface.

How are black holes formed?

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08 Mar 2024, 4:47 pm

You make a black ring donut, and fry the bit of dough you remove from the centre.

What musical instrument did Liberace play?

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09 Mar 2024, 9:22 am

The armpit.

Why does the beaver oven breathe?

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If my darkness or eccentricness offends you, I don't really care.

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12 Apr 2024, 9:21 pm

To sympathize with the iron waffler makers.

What is the best thing to do when all you have is a hammer?

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12 Apr 2024, 9:27 pm

Eat the hammer.

How do you charge your phone when you can't find an outlet?

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12 Apr 2024, 11:13 pm

Drive to the nearest inlet.
Put it in the water with some electricity.

How to get a better night's sleep?

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13 Apr 2024, 9:55 am

Lots of coffee, loud music, and open windows letting freezing cold air in.

Can't we just have some plain old meatloaf?

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13 Apr 2024, 1:02 pm

Yes, we can't. We only have new loaf meat that stands out.

Why are there no green stars?

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13 Apr 2024, 2:33 pm

They all got eaten by the purple stars.

How do dishwashers work?

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