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01 Apr 2023, 3:32 am

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Concerns with the Anti Climate Change Vaccines also known as the "Banana" vaccines (Due to them turning people yellow), have been raised. A few governments are refusing to order these vaccines due to potential of long term health risks, but with the ever increasing mandates to reduce climate change via the ACCV vaccines which have the ability to alter peoples carbon dioxide levels as they exhale, many countries are going ahead with them anyway.
If one has symptoms of yellow skin after taking an ACCV, one is advised to contact a medical profesional immediately.

I am.not taking one regardless of what people say. I don't trust these things!


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01 Apr 2023, 3:43 am

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the ACCV vaccines which have the ability to alter peoples carbon dioxide levels as they exhale


Wut? This smells like a hoax to me. I have not heard of such vaccines before, I can't even guess at how they would work and human produced CO2 is tiny anyway. Sure this is real Mountain Goat?


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01 Apr 2023, 4:02 am

Sounds like Babylon Bee satire.
I'd bet Mikah's left testicle on it. :mrgreen:

BTW, the link to the article is missing. 8)



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01 Apr 2023, 4:16 am

 Banana-Based Vaccine for Hepatitis B 

 Evolution, Climate, and Vaccines: Why Americans Deny Science 

Unless the OP can provide a link to his source for an "Anti Pollution Climate Vaccine", I think we can dismiss his claim entirely.


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01 Apr 2023, 8:28 am

Anyone Notice Today’s
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01 Apr 2023, 9:26 am

Mikah wrote:
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the ACCV vaccines which have the ability to alter peoples carbon dioxide levels as they exhale


Wut? This smells like a hoax to me. I have not heard of such vaccines before, I can't even guess at how they would work and human produced CO2 is tiny anyway. Sure this is real Mountain Goat?


Look at the date.



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01 Apr 2023, 11:53 am

naturalplastic wrote:
Mikah wrote:
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the ACCV vaccines which have the ability to alter peoples carbon dioxide levels as they exhale


Wut? This smells like a hoax to me. I have not heard of such vaccines before, I can't even guess at how they would work and human produced CO2 is tiny anyway. Sure this is real Mountain Goat?


Look at the date.


Yay! You got it!

Sorry people. It is April 1st. :D


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01 Apr 2023, 2:16 pm

Hehe. I hate this day.


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02 Apr 2023, 12:42 am

Mountain Goat wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
Mikah wrote:
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the ACCV vaccines which have the ability to alter peoples carbon dioxide levels as they exhale


Wut? This smells like a hoax to me. I have not heard of such vaccines before, I can't even guess at how they would work and human produced CO2 is tiny anyway. Sure this is real Mountain Goat?


Look at the date.


Yay! You got it!

Sorry people. It is April 1st. :D


Well, I am in a different time zone. 8)



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02 Apr 2023, 4:58 pm

Pepe wrote:
Mountain Goat wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
Mikah wrote:
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the ACCV vaccines which have the ability to alter peoples carbon dioxide levels as they exhale


Wut? This smells like a hoax to me. I have not heard of such vaccines before, I can't even guess at how they would work and human produced CO2 is tiny anyway. Sure this is real Mountain Goat?


Look at the date.


Yay! You got it!

Sorry people. It is April 1st. :D


Well, I am in a different time zone. 8)


Oops!


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02 Apr 2023, 4:59 pm

Mikah wrote:
Hehe. I hate this day.


Don't worry. I usually tend to remember about it a day after when it is too late.


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