Spent the night with a girl. We were both single.
A few months later, her lawyer tells me she is suing for paternity payments.
I deny everything.
A few months after that, she gives birth.
She is blue-eyed, blonde-haired, and very pale. I am hazel-eyed, sandy-haired, and also very pale. The baby is brown-eyed with brown curly hair and a swarthy complexion.
Blood tests all around clinched it. I could not possibly have been the baby's father.
The judge threw out the case. I threatened to counter-sue if she did not tell the court the daddy's true identity.
She snitched.
I walked away, "scot-free", and never heard from her again.
