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RedDeathFlower13
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22 Dec 2023, 12:05 am

The first thing I would do as supreme ruler is ban the worship of Jesus plus every other religion except for the worship of Mammon the archdemon of Greed. I would build temples and statues of him everywhere and require that everybody in the US give praise to Mammon. :twisted:

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And then we would conquer and annex Canada and take all of their resources! :king:


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22 Dec 2023, 12:19 am

Well, you can't be worse than Trump.

And it would be nice to see a successor to Emperor Norton.

Unfortunately, as a member of the Canadian Republican Army and proud rebel scum I will need to use force of arms against occupying Imperial forces.


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22 Dec 2023, 12:30 am

The second thing you would do is see s**t hit fan.

Everyone knows Mammon is reserved for the bigwigs.



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22 Dec 2023, 5:39 am

In history humans tend to build their biggest and most elaborate buildings in worship of the highest held deity of the times.

Look at the financial districts of most cities.

I'd say Mammon is doing pretty well for himself already.


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22 Dec 2023, 10:24 am

I'd also include the worship of the Goddess Columbia herself. She literally is our "Mother Goddess" as the Goddess of the New World. :D

https://www.google.com/amp/s/eastindiab ... a/%3famp=1


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