Jesus is coming, and boy is he pissed

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When jesus returns, who do you think he'll smite first?

Well I dunno, is being smiten a bad thing? I might like it, so I'll pay attention to the voting here, I might wanna join. I was smiten by love. It was kind of nice.

One of the few times Jesus ever lost his cool and started kicking ass was against the moneylenders (televangelists) in the temple (megachurch), so greedy capitalist pig hypocrites will taste the first fury: cretins like Ted Haggerty, William Donohue, Benny Hinn, Fred Phelps, Paul and Jan Crouch, Jack and Rexella Van Impe, etc.

I think Jesus might smite the evangelicals because He taught love and all the evangelicals are doing is preaching hate, which is contradictory to His teachings.

Whachur problem, buddy?

Can anyone find the contradiction between the bolded terms?

Raggy: AA is correct there; they are preaching hatred toward 'sinners' and 'unbelievers' by saying these people (the majority of us) are hell bound and using back-handed threats of 'if only he/she would see the light' or he's damned because he hasn't accepted Jesus.'
You only have to listen to a Billy Graham or Benny Hinn rant on the unbelievers and those that reject God, and you'll see where that hatred lies. And that is why America is in the position it is in today, with all the wars they get involved with. Christians and evangelists preaching that the only true way is their way and slagging off at other nations breeds hostility, and that explains why terrorists attack. Then you go off and fight wars to protects you beliefs etc, but all you are doing is fuelling the fire. So, Raggy, I can't see any contradiction at all in AA's comment.

Besides, he isn't coming, he's just breathing heavily.....

LOL

Jesus is coming...look busy.

The Scientologists.

GOD HATES SCIENTOLOGISTS!! !!

Being serious, he'll probably smite those who currently "worship" and "follow" him without even understanding his real message. (Or, in the words of Gandhi: "You Christians are so very much unlike your Christ.")

Being funny, he'll clearly start with the flying spaghetti monster followers. Duh. Buncha Heathens.

Hey Pug, what's happening. Hey Pug, you know what would be great? Um since you're down here it would be really great if you could just sorta take care of the Muslim problem we've been having down here. Oh and um I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow... yeah... so if you could be here around 9:00 that would be great. I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, kay? We um lost some people this week and uh we need to sort of play catch-up, thanks.

Oh and remember, next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So you know if you want to go ahead and uh wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

I'm sorry, I don't see what you're trying to say.

Amen to that. Screw Scientology. Buncha nutjobs anyway. There is two things people should do to all cult leaders who claim that they are god. One, make 'em bleed. It might dissuade some others. Two, make them beg for their lives. Gods shouldn't be afraid of death.