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NewTime
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02 Mar 2024, 2:59 pm

A man at a bar had to use the restroom, but didn't want anyone to take his beer. So he put a note on the beer that said "I spat in this beer. Don't drink".





















When he got back from the restroom there was another note on the beer that said "so did I!".



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03 Mar 2024, 7:16 pm

A man walked into a bar and said "ouch!".

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.



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05 Mar 2024, 3:18 am

NewTime wrote:
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

:lol:


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05 Mar 2024, 2:13 pm

A drunk driver didn't enjoy his time in prison. It had the wrong kind of bars.


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05 Mar 2024, 3:56 pm

I'd like to see that man trying to find the guy who wrote the second note.


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05 Mar 2024, 3:58 pm

BillyTree wrote:
A drunk driver didn't enjoy his time in prison. It had the wrong kind of bars.


I can't deny the filth packed inside my mind;
when I rap I don't spit bars, I spit dives :nerdy:


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