A dog vs having a girlfriend!

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14 Mar 2024, 3:07 am

DuckHairback wrote:

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3. They do not mind if you pet another dog -- no jealousy there from your dog.

This is 100% not true.

I was going to say the same thing but that made me think of a dog that I still miss terribly and I got a little depressed. Is it weird that I get more attached to animals than to people?

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14 Mar 2024, 11:54 am

A dog is an excellent companion, but is in no way equivalent to a girlfriend.

I'd say you need new parents. Or at least stop listening to the ones you have.

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14 Mar 2024, 11:59 am

^ Yeah, instead of having parents, why don't you get a couple of dogs?

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14 Mar 2024, 12:08 pm

Who's gonna cook his tea

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14 Mar 2024, 12:18 pm

He could train two poodles to make pot noodles.

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14 Mar 2024, 12:20 pm

:lol:

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14 Mar 2024, 12:33 pm

Would they be not poodles?

/fetches coat

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14 Mar 2024, 12:38 pm

Stop it :lol:

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14 Mar 2024, 1:18 pm

A dog will definitely pre-wash your dishes for you. Happily.

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15 Mar 2024, 10:20 pm

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19 Mar 2024, 4:21 am

I miss having dogs

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19 Mar 2024, 5:45 pm

I'd rather be the dog than have a dog :mrgreen:

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