The Rules of the Internet

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zekeboy
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01 Jun 2025, 2:28 am

I surfed the net for a loose collection of aphorisms and rules of the net. Here’s a good one:

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32. You must have pictures to prove your statements.
32.1 All your pictures were obviously Photoshopped. No Exceptions.

All these AI, deepfakes, and stuff like that have made it hard for pictures to prove any statement on the net, and that’s sad.

funeralxempire
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01 Jun 2025, 1:14 pm

Rule 34: If it exists, there's porn of it. No exceptions.

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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing. —Malcolm X
Real power is achieved when the ruling class controls the material essentials of life, granting and withholding them from the masses as if they were privileges.—George Orwell

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