What if God was one of us?

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04 Jun 2025, 5:36 pm

Just a slob like one of us.
Just a stranger on the bus.
Trying to make his way home.

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04 Jun 2025, 9:20 pm

I won't be surprised if it was all of us.

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05 Jun 2025, 12:48 am

I wonder if he stands up to pee

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05 Jun 2025, 1:30 am

I know it's part of a song but I can't for the life of me remember what song

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05 Jun 2025, 1:41 am

What if cod was one of us

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05 Jun 2025, 7:43 am

jamie0.0 wrote:

I know it's part of a song but I can't for the life of me remember what song

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05 Jun 2025, 9:18 am

^^ thanks man, I was going nuts trying to remember

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05 Jun 2025, 9:30 am

Are you being serious mate

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05 Jun 2025, 11:05 am

With "one of us" I thought you meant autistic.

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05 Jun 2025, 11:11 am

Oh yeah I never thought about it that way before

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05 Jun 2025, 12:27 pm

Based on my experience, if God exists, they must be some sort of sadist. They won't let me do the tiniest thing without everything going wrong.

I've said I might be the only atheist who regularly points their middle finger at the sky. It's just nice to have someone to blame when everything falls apart.

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05 Jun 2025, 12:30 pm

In Poland there was such a very famous priest writer - Jan Twardowski. He died at the beginning of the century, he was, I believe 91 y/o then. He wrote a lot of poems about God

Btw, speaking of God, I would love to show you my favourite Polish song about angels - "Angels of Bieszczady" (Polish mountains):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6E2AEd1UUk

And here comes the translation: https://lyricstranslate.com/pl/bieszcza ... czady.html

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05 Jun 2025, 2:37 pm

...he wouldn't be god, he'd just be some schmuck.

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05 Jun 2025, 2:40 pm

Yeah but he would have magical powers

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05 Jun 2025, 2:46 pm

babybird wrote:

Yeah but he would have magical powers

Then he wouldn't be one of us, since none of us have magical powers.