It's Rapture Day!

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Well, allegedly, some religious fraud claims Jesus told him the rapture would happen on either September 23rd or 24th. Personally, I'm not holding my breath. In fact, most mainline denominations agree that there is no mention of the rapture in the Bible. So, if you see naked people floating off into the sky, very likely someone's pulling a joke by inflating sex dolls with helium.

I think the ultimate irony when doomsday comes for our world will be the collective realization that there is no salvation waiting for any of us. When the earth is swallowed by the sun long after we are extinct we will become space dust.

I am guessing the religious huckster got all his followers to cash in their retirements for this day in a get rich quick scheme like many cult leaders.

Christ said no man knows not even the Son and it will come like a thief in the night so i am sure it wont happen today. I know for a fact it wont happen today.

It's a glorious sunny day and I see no sign of the end of the world. Also I'm atheist so I have no idea what any bible or religious person reckons.

Any minute now..? Wait ,whats this about inflatable sex dolls floating away? ? Sounds like the graphics for a Pink Floyd album cover . But you can bet, I am gonna keep my plastic jebus on my dashboard of my car in case I go out today.
( sarcasm implied)

What part of none shall know the day nor the hour do they not understand?

I'm so glad I'm not longer religious, Christianity was disastrous to my mental health growing up.

What if it turns out that Hinduism is the correct religion and it will be Kali who destroys our world thousands of years from now?

Are people disappointed that the world didn't end? After all, they absolutely knew they were supposed to be going to the Perfect Place In The Sky because they didn't have faith in science or choose to be gay.

Have they left yet?

Just remember this boys and girls, acknowledging that religion is a bunch of horses**t isn't going to stop the world from ending someday.

I wish those self-righteous magas would be taken up to wherever, preferably to the phantom zone.

Spirit in sky, Thats where I am gonna go...... when I die,, Gonna go to that Spirit in the Sky .