Do you support non-lethal weapons?

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Which weapon would you support?

An embarrassment ray gun.	50%	[ 2 ]
Irreversible reproductive organ shrinker.	0%	[ 0 ]
A sexual re-orientation phaser.	0%	[ 0 ]
Hot waxy baldness whip.	25%	[ 1 ]
Aqua barbie girl megaphone weapon.	0%	[ 0 ]
Chimpanzees jump rope and karete team.	25%	[ 1 ]

Total votes : 4

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17 Sep 2007, 5:18 am

Pick the non-lethal weapon system you support.

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17 Sep 2007, 5:19 am

I choose the only weapon God gave me.

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17 Sep 2007, 6:03 am

I voted for the top one; simply because the amount of crap that is said by society, and done to others, a quick squirt of embarrassment would put them in their place. Nobody gets killed, and we get a comedy sketch as well. Go George Carlin!

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17 Sep 2007, 6:06 am

calandale wrote:

I choose the only weapon God gave me.

You added in an extra o in chose.

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17 Sep 2007, 6:08 am

Clever.

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17 Sep 2007, 6:10 am

calandale wrote:

Clever.

Thank you.

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17 Sep 2007, 6:11 am

Most supposedly 'non-lethal' weapons are actually more likely to be properly called 'less-lethal'. Has anyone here heard of someone who died of embarassment? :lol:

Personally, I'd prefer a DEW that you could selectively paralyse someone with. That way, if they try to kick your derriere, you zap 'em, restrain them, and call the police.

And before the police get there, you doodle on the sod's face with permanent marker.

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17 Sep 2007, 6:13 am

One non-lethal weapon was the subsonics
which the soviets researched for crowd
control. Made most people need to s**t.

Hard to revolt when you're about to crap
in your pants.

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17 Sep 2007, 6:15 am

Better still doodle on the derriere that was kicked.

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17 Sep 2007, 6:15 am

calandale wrote:

One non-lethal weapon was the subsonics
which the soviets researched for crowd
control. Made most people need to sh**.

Hard to revolt when you're about to crap
in your pants.

Microwave weapons work better.

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17 Sep 2007, 6:18 am

That's providing you can find a microwave big enough. Zap 'em for 5 mins on High.

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17 Sep 2007, 6:20 am

calandale wrote:

One non-lethal weapon was the subsonics
which the soviets researched for crowd
control. Made most people need to sh**.

Hard to revolt when you're about to crap
in your pants.

Ahhh, the infamous "Brown Note". But does it truly exist?

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17 Sep 2007, 6:21 am

Hadron wrote:

Microwave weapons work better.

A friend of mine used to be stationed
on the microwave relays back in West
Germany. He felt all nice and warm, and
realized that someone was pointing one
of them directly at him. From then on,
they would 'play' by hitting one another
with them.

Was worried about his 'nads afterwards.

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17 Sep 2007, 6:23 am

calandale wrote:

Was worried about his 'nads afterwards.

I'm not sure how dangerous microwaves are. However, when one guy stood in front of a magnetron (that emits microwaves), he found that his chocolate bar had melted. I think that was the incident that led to the microwave oven being developed.

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17 Sep 2007, 6:48 am

Beep..beep..beep...DING! Dinner's ready. Roasted nuts.

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17 Sep 2007, 6:54 am

The_Chosen_One wrote:

Beep..beep..beep...DING! Dinner's ready. Roasted nuts.

Damn, if that didn't make me LOL.... :lol:

Cooked cojones?

Broiled balls?

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