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04 Mar 2020, 11:43 pm

i eat dark chocolate every evening! :chef:



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04 Mar 2020, 11:57 pm

Me too. Sounds like I should eat lots more.



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04 Mar 2020, 11:59 pm

can't hurt, within limits.



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05 Mar 2020, 6:23 pm

Sounds tempting, but I'll consider it.

Anyway, stifling a sneeze by clamping your nose and mouth shut can rupture your throat.


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05 Mar 2020, 9:09 pm

Cats sneeze.
Dogs sneeze.
Do birds sneeze?


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09 Mar 2020, 5:24 pm

The word "dude" originated in the 19th century as an insult to men concerned with the latest fashion trends.


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11 Mar 2020, 10:49 am

I spent ages looking for them even took my computer apart trying to find them then someone explained website cookies aren't actually edible cookies.

What kind of cruel monster invents cookies that aren't edible?????



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12 Mar 2020, 6:37 am

^^^monsters that cook using digital ovens.



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12 Mar 2020, 6:23 pm

More than 60% of U.S. smokers unsuccessfully tried to stop smoking according to a 2019 study.


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18 Mar 2020, 6:51 pm

If you have $10 in your pocket and no debts, you are wealthier than 25% of Americans.


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18 Mar 2020, 9:31 pm

the phrase "to be hoist upon one's own petard" literally means to float upon your rectal jet of phart gas emissions.



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18 Mar 2020, 9:51 pm

There's a movie called swiss army man that's all about that.



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18 Mar 2020, 11:32 pm

^^^what a mind blower of a movie! :o



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19 Mar 2020, 1:14 pm

In 2006, a woman farted on a plane and tried to cover up the smell by lighting matches, causing an emergency landing.


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19 Mar 2020, 10:15 pm

In America a very popular late night T.V show is ‘ Dr. Pimple Popper’.
She is a licensed dermatologist who pops pimples in her office on T.V.


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31 Mar 2020, 1:11 pm

Boanthropy is a psychological disorder where people think they're cows.


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