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CockneyRebel
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06 May 2021, 12:23 am

Black hole TV set.


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08 May 2021, 7:33 pm

Master of Egg, by Egg mastered!

(...in one of the office block kitchens I clean, there is a device in a box which proclaims it to be an "Egg Master." Judging by the pictures, it cooks a kind of unappetising egg shish kebab. Every time I see it, I think of Turin Turambar, the tragic hero from Tolkien's "Silmarillion," whose epitaph was "Master of Doom, by Doom mastered.")


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14 May 2021, 10:00 pm

I got a letter from the IRS earlier today.

The letter stated I will receive a $2,000 stimulus check by the beginning of next month.


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15 May 2021, 1:35 am

^^^ YAY :D



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15 May 2021, 5:35 pm

Candy eating Sweet Pea


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15 May 2021, 6:56 pm

Earlier today, my mom also received a letter from the IRS.

She will also be receiving a $2,000 stimulus check by the beginning of next month.

However, I am not sure if my NT sister will be receiving one too.


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21 May 2021, 4:57 am

Was bored enough to send 100+ individual friend requests on facebook. All based on how vaguely I can still remember them recognizing me and their mutual friend count.

Around 3/4s of them are likely some of my mother side's cousins or in-laws.

Received 30+ individual accepted requests. :lol:


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21 May 2021, 4:33 pm

I am a member of Facebook's Criterion Collection movie fan page.


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22 May 2021, 3:10 am

all day i've been trying to take jerry lewis' voice and make it sound more like dean martin.



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22 May 2021, 4:45 am





for the hip hop heads...bbbrrraahhpp brraahpp


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22 May 2021, 4:48 am

Wibble


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22 May 2021, 6:45 pm

Earlier today, I finished buying birthday presents for my NT sister.

She will be 34 this Thursday.

She will get two books and two DVDs as presents from me.


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27 May 2021, 12:58 pm

What my NT sister got as Birthday presents from me:

"The Lego Movie: The Second Part"

"Avengers: Infinity War"

"In the Garden of Beasts"

"The Devil in the White City"

Both books were written by the same author so I took the opportunity
to buy a copy of each book, but at different retailers.


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27 May 2021, 2:56 pm

It's a real shame cameras hadn't been invented yet when the dinosaurs were still around.... : ]


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27 May 2021, 3:39 pm

In-house solution
Current Privacy level: Low.
Current Trust level: Very Low.
Current Confidence level: Mid.
Current Safety level: High.
Current Reliability level: Low



Option 1:
Privacy level required: Mid.
Trust level required: Mid.
Confidence level required: Mid.
Safety level required: Low.
Reliability level required: Low.
Concern risk level: Low.

Option 2:
Privacy level required: High.
Trust level required: Very High.
Confidence level required: High.
Safety level required: High.
Reliability level required: Mid.
Concern risk level: Very High.

Option 3: (Taken)
Privacy level required: None.
Trust level required: None.
Confidence level required: Mid.
Safety level required: None.
Reliability level required: None.
Concern risk level: Low.
Outcome-Concern reaction level: Mid. Requires negotiation/further deflection. :x

Option 4:
Privacy level required: High.
Trust level required: Low.
Confidence level required: Low.
Safety level required: None.
Reliability level required: High.
Concern risk level: Mid.

Option 5:
Privacy level required: None.
Trust level required: High.
Confidence level required: Mid.
Safety level required: None.
Reliability level required: Mid.
Concern risk level: High.

Nope.


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28 May 2021, 2:08 pm

Many chain movie theaters in Portland have reopened as of today! :)


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