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22 Nov 2021, 9:56 pm

My next blood donation with the Red Cross will be on December 2nd.

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27 Nov 2021, 8:25 am

I just read a list of quotes from Ethel Merman.

She was quite colorful, especially regarding her short marriage to Ernest Borgnine.

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27 Nov 2021, 8:27 am

those two seemed about as unlikely a match as can be imagined.

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28 Nov 2021, 11:44 am

I don't have Tourettes, I'm just stressed.

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12 Dec 2021, 6:57 pm

More glorious poetry from the "Active Discussions" list:

"I am right and you are wrong" syndrome
Baby boomers and how we/they are percieved in today's world
Entitled millenials?

I love it!

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13 Dec 2021, 12:23 am

Stillllllllllllllazy.

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13 Dec 2021, 12:30 am

^^^betcha i'm lazier than you! :twisted:

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13 Dec 2021, 1:24 am

auntblabby wrote:

^^^betcha i'm lazier than you! :twisted:

No objections. :twisted:

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13 Dec 2021, 3:17 am

In deep thought pondering what I should snack on next.

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27 Dec 2021, 7:13 pm

Swans in the pond were really itchy. Like "I don't care if I draw blood as long as it stops" itchy.

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27 Dec 2021, 9:48 pm

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Swans in the pond were really itchy. Like "I don't care if I draw blood as long as it stops" itchy.

My youth.

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28 Dec 2021, 8:38 pm

Part of me wants to go on every single thread in PPR and just type: FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!

or more likely copy and paste it 'cos i'm lazy

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04 Jan 2022, 8:06 pm

Made a promise that I'd be the last person my mom ever seen before she goes to the next life.

That promise... Was not one out of obligation, not out of morals, nor out of gratitude nor sense of debt, never out of anyone's expectations.

It was one borne out of attachment... And out of love.

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07 Jan 2022, 5:06 pm

Went to the shop to buy milk. Had to go back to the shop 8 hours later as I'd forgotten to get, er, milk.

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07 Jan 2022, 9:58 pm

I need to finish a paper that is due this Monday.

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07 Jan 2022, 10:59 pm

PhosphorusDecree wrote:

Went to the shop to buy milk. Had to go back to the shop 8 hours later as I'd forgotten to get, er, milk.

Something I'd do as well. :lol:

It reminds me of...
Tossing the content off a cup, only to toss the whole cup along with it.

Though, that felt more embarrassing to me than forgetting what to buy until hours later.

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