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30 Oct 2007, 11:27 am

I've broken/am breaking :)
1-I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery;
you shall have no other gods before me.
(broke that one-being a wiccan and all-the christian God has no use in wicca)

2-You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and the fourth generation of those who reject me,
but showing steadfast love to the thousandth generation of those who love me and keep my commandments.
(I neither love God nor does he love me lol so I bow down to the icons of the Goddess and Horned God)

3-You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God, for the Lord will not acquit anyone who misuses his name.
(I say that all the God Damn time :P)

4-Remember the Sabbath day, and keep it holy.
For six days you shall labour and do all your work.
But the seventh day is a Sabbath to the Lord your God; you shall not do any work—you, your son or your daughter, your male or female slave, your livestock, or the alien resident in your towns.
For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that is in them, but rested the seventh day; therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and consecrated it.
(Sunday is just another day...so I work and do stuff on that day)

5-Honor your father and your mother, so that your days may be long in the land that the Lord your God is giving you.
(Not always...I don't much honour my father)

6-You shall not murder.
(I haven't killed anyone)

7-You shall not commit adultery.
(not shagged anyone)

8-You shall not steal.
(I've stolen quite a bit) lol

9-You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour.
(yeah I blame people)

10-You shall not covet your neighbour’s house; you shall not covet your neighbour’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbour.
(He had nice s**t and I wanted it!!)

8 out of ten :P boy I am proud of myself :)
(my mom was shocked about that that's for darn sure) :lol:
so how many did you break :P /are breaking



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30 Oct 2007, 5:01 pm

1. I break that one every day in the name of Odin, Ra, or Azathoth.
2. Huh?
3. I break it every day, by saying god damn and jesus titty f*****g christ.
4. Wtf is that? I do whatever the f**k I want on Sunday!
5. I guess I don't break this one, my parents have never specifically told me not to do most of the s**t I do that they don't know about.
6. Haven't killed anyone . . . yet.
7. Virgin.
8. I steal once in a while.
9. Not sure what that means, but I've probably broken it.
10. Every time I go to my freind's house, I am jealous of all the s**t he has.

So I guess I break like 6 or 7 commandments often.
Hooray!



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30 Oct 2007, 5:05 pm

Ive broken all of them, I ran over a squirrel by accident one time so I guess that counts as committing a murder lol.. Poor little guy :cry:


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30 Oct 2007, 5:28 pm

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30 Oct 2007, 6:00 pm

That was brilliant.



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30 Oct 2007, 6:08 pm

username88 wrote:
Ive broken all of them, I ran over a squirrel by accident one time so I guess that counts as committing a murder lol.. Poor little guy :cry:

How many times I have condemned you to hell? :P


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30 Oct 2007, 6:14 pm

At first I wasnt sure what it was so I didnt want to click on it :lol: Turned out to be great though thanks 8)
greenblue, haha, but Im confused about exactly whos side your on anyway, if you favor one? Even if you believe in neither one probably appeals more to you than the other.


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30 Oct 2007, 6:22 pm

I break all of them regularly.



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30 Oct 2007, 6:26 pm

1. According to one interpretation I may worship anything that might be my obsession other than God or religion.

2. I have worshipped a few pop idols.

3. I believe there are various interpretations of it, one is saying "God damm" or "Jesus!" as expressions, in that case I have sinned, other interpretation is that you claim yourself to be Christian and a follower of the Lord while being a different person in reality, that is hypocrisy inside of what religion expects you to be. Then according to my knowledge I may not have sinned in that way, I think, I got out of it before :P

4. I have sinned for not observing the seventh day (Saturday) as people used to do before the roman influence and changes were done to christianity oficially when they adopted it.

5. I haven't dishonor my parents, but I never was asked to follow my father's steps as it used to be at the time, like working the land and stuff like that, because society is different these days, but I love my parents and I am grateful although I don't show it :P

6. I just have killed cockroaches and a few insects so far :P

7. I am always adultering in my heart.

8. I don't remember stealing something actually, other than finding objects or money, just a little bit, on the floor on the street and take it, but that doesn't apply.

9. I admit I have done that, which I know it is wrong, but we ALL have done that at some point in our lives.

10. I covet my neighbour's wife all the time :P


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30 Oct 2007, 6:56 pm

killing animals or bugs dont count people!



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30 Oct 2007, 7:04 pm

Well I don't know about you but if somebody killed my pet iguana, I'd kill them!



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30 Oct 2007, 7:21 pm

Kilroy wrote:
killing animals or bugs dont count people!
Says who? I must have missed the fine print..


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30 Oct 2007, 7:43 pm

in my thread its only people
as you'd be commiting that sin every time you ate a burger



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30 Oct 2007, 7:45 pm

Kilroy wrote:
in my thread its only people
as you'd be commiting that sin every time you ate a burger

I saw an animal rights activist once and told him I'd eat 2 animals for every animal he didn't eat.



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30 Oct 2007, 8:03 pm

I see...
you seem familiar to me :)



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30 Oct 2007, 8:05 pm

Kilroy wrote:
in my thread its only people
as you'd be commiting that sin every time you ate a burger

if the burguer has human flesh, are you commiting a sin? :P


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