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08 Dec 2007, 7:27 pm

'Autism Speaks. They say **** off, Autism Speaks!'
How's that one?


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08 Dec 2007, 7:57 pm

How about this one?

"It does the things I want it to do, or it gets the hose again..."




(For those that didn't spot it, it's a "Silence of the Lambs" reference. *grins*)



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08 Dec 2007, 8:04 pm

"Autism Gags"

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08 Dec 2007, 10:37 pm

I gotta get a dog and name him Autism. Then I'll have him bark and say "See? Autism speaks!"


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08 Dec 2007, 11:26 pm

Autism speaks. It's time to follow our stupid assumptions and whine about your kid not being perfect.


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08 Dec 2007, 11:33 pm

Autism speaks - "Because we hate diversity and persecuting other minorities is illegal."


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09 Dec 2007, 5:26 am

"Autism Speaks- But we refuse to listen".


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09 Dec 2007, 6:09 am

'Autism Speaks? We'll Kill 'Em All!'



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09 Dec 2007, 7:39 am

A pedant writes... It\'s \"Autism Speaks INC.\" Autism Speaks - It\'s Time To Medicate


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09 Dec 2007, 8:47 am

Who_Am_I wrote:
"Autism Speaks- But we refuse to listen".

:lol: That's the best one yet!


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09 Dec 2007, 12:50 pm

i think cockneyrebel had it down, "autism speaks, doesnt speak for me"



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11 Dec 2007, 12:01 pm

Cheerlessleader wrote:
Who_Am_I wrote:
"Autism Speaks- But we refuse to listen".

:lol: That's the best one yet!


snort hahahaha :lol:



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11 Dec 2007, 1:14 pm

Autism speaks, if you beat him hard enough.


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11 Dec 2007, 8:50 pm

Autism speaks: "Moo... you happy now"



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12 Dec 2007, 1:09 am

Austism Speaks: No, we're not Satanists... although we did try burning them like witches... but the government wouldn't give us a permit.


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12 Dec 2007, 3:08 am

shaggydaddy wrote:
Autism speaks, if you beat him hard enough.


:lol:

I like that one.


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-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I! I! I! I I I