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I'd hire people to help me landscape my new property. I'm doing it myself (with wife) and it will be an intermediate amateurish job. That would not even come close to using it up. Eat out a lot? I have modest needs. What I would not do is worry about financial security any more.

What is your favorite animal (extinct or alive)?

Dolphins and the platypus
Favorite extinct animal is the pleisosaur.
What is your favorite microwavable meal?

Leftovers, I don't cook in the microwave, only reheat.

Which actor would you choose to play you if a movie was made about your life?

I'm not sure since I don't really feel like I relate to any particular actor, or see myself in any particular actor.

Same question.

I don't know, maybe Taron Egerton or Andrew Garfield.

Which books do you think will always have misunderstood themes to them?

Anything to do with gender or sexual fluidity in Florida.

Do you have any paintings/other art in your house?

yes, most is mine, but in front of me: camille pissarro (repro),
other rooms eg, a sketch from a painter my parents knew, a picasso print, a hunderdwasser poster,
anyway, there's a whole pile of prints of art and ancient maps to choose from,

same q

I have two paintings by an artist I used to know, and two prints. My wife has some handmade things from friends.

Do you prefer shoes or barefoot?

Neither, I like to wear socks only.
What's your favorite Easter candy?

Not really into easter or candy, but I do enjoy hot crossed buns.

What was you favourite subject at school?

My huge cerebral cortex and genitals

Blue.

What’s your least favorite plant?

Poison ivy. I'm not allergic so I tend to lead people through it and then notice after. I don't mind it as small but when it gets bad it gets bad. My first allergic reaction was after cutting through a 1" diameter vine and it splashed me with liquid sap. I still barely react to it but more now.

Well that was long winded. Same question.

Primroses really annoy me. I hate that awful, piss-yellow colour of the flowers and the crimply leaves. They're everywhere at the moment and we're all supposed to be happy to see them because they're a harbinger of spring but they're just insipid even if they do have two different flowers. And their stamens are f*****g stupid too. I hate them.

Snakes-head fritillary - now that's a spring flower.

What's the first thing you consume most days?

A long draught of bitter awareness that I'm not getting any younger, followed by heaped servings of doubt and anguish. I have been following that with yoghurt recently.

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