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08 Jan 2008, 6:38 pm

simple thread - just post some lies


- I'm 8 foot tall

- john f kennedy is alive and well, living in a cave in rural switzerland

- the average person takes 25 baths a day

- the word "bread" is an acronym for "boiled rhubarb, eggs and donkeys" - noone knows why

- most washing up liquid is made from ground elephant tusks, mixed with tiger spit



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08 Jan 2008, 8:04 pm

you can take ordinary canned meat and use it to reattach limbs.

miniature horses are totally useful.

britney spears, rihanna, avril lavigne, jordan sparks, and madonna are excellent singers



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08 Jan 2008, 11:09 pm

this thread is SO POPULAR.


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08 Jan 2008, 11:41 pm

I hate these kinds of threads.

I believe that classical music is a waste of time and irrelevant to today's world.

My feet are bright green.

I have three noses.

My dog is a mean, hateful person.


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08 Jan 2008, 11:54 pm

My balls itch.

Get me a beer! *scratching self*



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09 Jan 2008, 12:44 am

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these guys were the ghostbusters



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09 Jan 2008, 2:09 am

ELVIS LIVES!! !



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09 Jan 2008, 2:17 am

I'm good at particle accelerator design.


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09 Jan 2008, 3:48 am

I'm the only female prisoner at San Quentin.


I was the first female school shooter in North America.


My dad lives in a school bus with 7 cats.


My dad was a school bus driver who was fired for running over a 5-year-old and did 2 years in Kingston Pen for manslaughter.



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09 Jan 2008, 4:03 am

Eating an entire microwave chocolate cake in one sitting is a very good idea.


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09 Jan 2008, 4:22 am

The Nintendo Wii is an innovative, technologically advanced piece of gaming hardware :lol:



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09 Jan 2008, 5:46 am

Ok, ok, I may have exaggerated a little. I have only 2.67582143 noses.
My ears, however, are 3 miles wide.


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09 Jan 2008, 6:25 am

all my best friends are giraffes.


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09 Jan 2008, 7:35 am

I lit the oil well fires during Desert Storm.

I over-threw the Kuwait gov't and invited the Iraqi's to annex the nation


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09 Jan 2008, 9:07 am

I'm not disorganised!


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09 Jan 2008, 11:02 am

Firgs wrote:
ELVIS LIVES!! !


elvis isnt dead yay


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