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12 Jan 2008, 5:58 pm

"You don't need tight-fitting pants to laminate your shirt."

"You don't need a porcupine to tickle a gypsy."

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12 Jan 2008, 6:11 pm

You don't need a personal tragedy to wish I would shut up.

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"I'm sorry Katya, my dear, but where we come from, your what's known as a pet; a not quite human novelty. It's why we brought you.... It's nothing to be ashamed of, my dear, but here you are and here you'll sit."

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12 Jan 2008, 6:16 pm

You don't need formaldehyde to get drunk and pass out.

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Ralph Wiggum has my vote for president of the United States! I especially like his immgration policy. STRANGER DANGER!

sodarktheshadows
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12 Jan 2008, 6:29 pm

'You don't need an open mind to be a dick.'

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12 Jan 2008, 9:59 pm

You don't need parmesan cheese to root, root, root for the home team.

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12 Jan 2008, 10:09 pm

You don't need a new drug to throw a brick at a turtle.

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Worry you should, if that is what you want to do.
Otherwise, just enjoy life, unless you're not into that kinda thing or you have persecution mania.

@_@ I think I'm persecuting myself.

AFC who likes KFC

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12 Jan 2008, 11:51 pm

Quote:

You don't need the Power of Cheese to eat a bug.

Well, thank God for that. My mind has been set at rest.

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Music Theory 101: Cadences.
Authentic cadence: V-I
Plagal cadence: IV-I
Deceptive cadence: V- ANYTHING BUT I ! !! !
Beethoven cadence: V-I-V-I-V-V-V-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I! I! I! I I I

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13 Jan 2008, 7:20 am

You don't need formaldehyde to pray I leave TV and never come back.

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13 Jan 2008, 7:32 am

"You don't need leprosy to do the wild thing."

OK.....

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13 Jan 2008, 12:28 pm

You don't need to feel bad to run out into traffic.

You don't need help to live in a van down by the river.

You don't need to ask permission to pinch a stranger's butt.

You don't need bad manners to ignore me completely.

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13 Jan 2008, 12:43 pm

You don't need Anna Nicole Smith to pee in a monastery.
You don't need brainpower to get all up in somebody's grill, yo.
You don't need brainpower to hate my guts.
You don't need a porcupine to touch yourself and giggle.
You don't need to go to school to WEEWEEWEE all the way home.

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13 Jan 2008, 12:50 pm

You don't need a sense of moral decency to throw up in Tijuana.

LOL

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13 Jan 2008, 1:35 pm

You don't need a bad credit rating to steal your neighbor's porn.

You don't need a new drug to goof around and do squat.

You don't need gonorrhea to join the circus.

You don't need s**t for brains to buy a stairway to heaven.

LOL!

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13 Jan 2008, 2:13 pm

You don't need a wing and a prayer to skin a gopher.

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13 Jan 2008, 2:16 pm

Hey, let's ask him questions!

I ask: When will I be able to get a job?

He said: You don't need a mop to enjoy my shiny bald head.

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13 Jan 2008, 2:53 pm

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

You don't need help to live in a van down by the river.

My name is Matt Foley, Im a motiavtional speaker and i live in a van down by the river.

Sorry about that, i just had to add in that Chris Farley SNL skit.

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Ralph Wiggum has my vote for president of the United States! I especially like his immgration policy. STRANGER DANGER!

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