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Radish
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03 Aug 2022, 11:42 am

Ventriloquist's dummy. Talks out of a bodily organ other than her mouth.


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04 Aug 2022, 12:42 am

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04 Aug 2022, 1:40 am

Rocking-horse jockey



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04 Aug 2022, 4:09 am

Disco jockey, dressed in your finest 1980's gear.


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04 Aug 2022, 6:30 am

(My 80s gear is LONG gone, shoulderpads and all!)

Macramé artist



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04 Aug 2022, 6:34 am

Professional origami teacher... until your business folded.


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04 Aug 2022, 6:36 am

Professional pond builder... until business dried up



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04 Aug 2022, 7:10 am

Professional fire fighter... until you had to give it up as you were burnt out.


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04 Aug 2022, 7:18 am

Hot dog eating champion... until you got fed up



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04 Aug 2022, 8:31 am

Cake salesperson until you had all your cake and ate it too.


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04 Aug 2022, 8:31 am

Cake eater


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04 Aug 2022, 8:33 am

Odour eater


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04 Aug 2022, 12:21 pm

Millionaire playboy. :P


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04 Aug 2022, 12:34 pm

Playboy Bunny, actually. :P


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04 Aug 2022, 2:53 pm

Easter bunny


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04 Aug 2022, 4:16 pm

Rabbit pie.


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