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Radish
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27 May 2022, 3:33 am

Straight jacket tester.

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munstead
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27 May 2022, 3:35 am

Itching powder tester.

Radish
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27 May 2022, 5:15 am

Soap bar tester.

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27 May 2022, 9:02 am

Tea cosy.

Radish
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27 May 2022, 10:19 am

Rubbish collector... on the M1.

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28 May 2022, 1:14 am

Huh, we have an M1 in the city I live in too. It's more of a car park than a motorway sometimes, so rubbish collection shouldn't be a problem.

You can be a car parking attendant on the M1.

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Radish
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28 May 2022, 3:49 am

Traffic cop. Here's your car:

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munstead
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28 May 2022, 7:09 am

Park policeman. You must travel everywhere on a manual scooter. Your arch enemy is the scumbags that use those portable bbq systems and end up burning everything in the vicinity.

Radish
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28 May 2022, 8:06 am

Here he is featured in his new career as a fireman:

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28 May 2022, 1:29 pm

Morris-Salsa fusion dancer.

Radish
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28 May 2022, 1:31 pm

Security guard at the Louvre guarding moaning Lisa.

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28 May 2022, 1:34 pm

Vegan Beefeater guard.

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28 May 2022, 1:35 pm

Potato peeler to her majesty the queen... and keep that peeler away from me, I've got delicate skin! Away I say!

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28 May 2022, 1:36 pm

Royal mime artist.

Radish
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28 May 2022, 1:38 pm

Is well known on stage as The Queen.

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28 May 2022, 1:39 pm

My agent.

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