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17 Feb 2008, 12:35 pm

...meeting somebody like this:

A formally diagnosed Aspie female who:

--likes South Park

--lives within 50 miles of Wichita Falls, Texas

--has at least a bachelor's degree

--makes at least $50,000 a year

--is a mainline Protestant Christian (Methodist, Lutheran, Presbyterian, etc.)

--is politically and socially liberal

--is skinny and is at least a D-cup

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17 Feb 2008, 12:52 pm

Very low, and then you have to multiply it by the small odds of you and such a woman actually making each other happy.

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17 Feb 2008, 12:55 pm

yeah the skinny with big tits thing is important to me too :roll:

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17 Feb 2008, 1:07 pm

why the hell would you need someone to have "at least a bachelors degree"???? There are plenty of very intelligent people out there who just don't sit well with the education system - a lot of them are aspies.

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17 Feb 2008, 1:07 pm

Is this a serious question?

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17 Feb 2008, 1:10 pm

How about you remove "formally diagnosed aspie", "skinny AND D-cup" and "likes Southpark"?
Remember you are missing the criteria that she has to like you too.

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17 Feb 2008, 1:11 pm

0_equals_true wrote:

Is this a serious question?

I'm sorry to say it is.

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17 Feb 2008, 1:13 pm

Whisperer wrote:

How about you remove "formally diagnosed aspie", "skinny AND D-cup" and "likes Southpark"?
Remember you are missing the criteria that she has to like you too.

I wrote the list under the assumption that she would like me back.

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17 Feb 2008, 1:16 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:

0_equals_true wrote:

Is this a serious question?

I'm sorry to say it is.

Like whisperer says the girl has to like you. If she exists at all. That may be possible but that chances of you even meeting her are slim and the changes of 'hitting it off' are even slimmer.

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17 Feb 2008, 1:19 pm

You do know that most skinny d-cups out there have breast implants, right?

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17 Feb 2008, 1:21 pm

ToadOfSteel wrote:

You do know that most skinny d-cups out there have breast implants, right?

I never said they had to be natural.

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17 Feb 2008, 1:21 pm

meeting someone and falling in love isn't about having someone fit your stupid f*****g wishlist

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17 Feb 2008, 1:24 pm

ToadOfSteel wrote:

You do know that most skinny d-cups out there have breast implants, right?

Good point. Naturally it is very usual for a girl that is skinny to have very large breasts. It can cause heath problems like a bad back.

Timtex sometimes you might have a mental list of what you want, which is in fact not want you actually want, but rather what you think you want.

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17 Feb 2008, 1:25 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:

ToadOfSteel wrote:

You do know that most skinny d-cups out there have breast implants, right?

I never said they had to be natural.

You missed the point (unless you are kidding).
I thought the same. . . somebody having breast implants might not have the kind of personality you are looking for (chances are).

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17 Feb 2008, 1:27 pm

Whisperer wrote:

Tim_Tex wrote:

ToadOfSteel wrote:

You do know that most skinny d-cups out there have breast implants, right?

I never said they had to be natural.

You missed the point (unless you are kidding).
I thought the same. . . somebody having breast implants might not have the kind of personality you are looking for (chances are).

How so?

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17 Feb 2008, 1:28 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:

ToadOfSteel wrote:

You do know that most skinny d-cups out there have breast implants, right?

I never said they had to be natural.

So, you're looking for a woman who is intelligent enough to get a bachelors degree, yet dumb enough to spend several thousand pounds on a surgical procedure that has a high chance of, A. making her look like a complete freak, B. giving her agonising back pain.

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