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Irulan
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18 Feb 2008, 11:50 am

The funniest questions (and generally posts as such) you have ever seen on forums :D

On forum about contraceptives: "My friend is 12 and she would like to masturbate. May she?"

On forum for atheists: "I'm 14 and I'd like to be an atheist but I'm afraid God'll punish me for this."

On forum about women's health: "I wanted to wipe my private parts with a towel which was being used by my uncle before. Now I don't have menstruation. Can I be pregnant?"



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18 Feb 2008, 12:04 pm

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18 Feb 2008, 12:57 pm

from a catholic forum:

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"I've come to the conclusion that there are mainly two types of so-called atheists.

On believes there is God but is just in so much denial that he is hardened to it and fights to keep convincing himself and everyone else that there is none.

The other certainly believes there is God but is simply lying about lack of belief to deceive on behalf of working for Satan."

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18 Feb 2008, 1:00 pm

LostInEmulation wrote:
from a catholic forum:

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"I've come to the conclusion that there are mainly two types of so-called atheists.

On believes there is God but is just in so much denial that he is hardened to it and fights to keep convincing himself and everyone else that there is none.

The other certainly believes there is God but is simply lying about lack of belief to deceive on behalf of working for Satan."

:roll:


ROFL!! !



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18 Feb 2008, 7:59 pm

The one about the guy here on WP admitting he liked to rub Cream of Mushroom soup all over himself.



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18 Feb 2008, 9:13 pm

TrueDave wrote:
The one about the guy here on WP admitting he liked to rub Cream of Mushroom soup all over himself.


That one tops them all.


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18 Feb 2008, 9:15 pm

TrueDave wrote:
The one about the guy here on WP admitting he liked to rub Cream of Mushroom soup all over himself.


Thats good eating right there.



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18 Feb 2008, 9:27 pm

http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf


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18 Feb 2008, 10:16 pm

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18 Feb 2008, 10:22 pm

LostInEmulation wrote:
from a catholic forum:

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"I've come to the conclusion that there are mainly two types of so-called atheists.

On believes there is God but is just in so much denial that he is hardened to it and fights to keep convincing himself and everyone else that there is none.

The other certainly believes there is God but is simply lying about lack of belief to deceive on behalf of working for Satan."

:roll:


LMFAO?!>!>@>!?@>?!@>?!@>?!@?>!@>?!@

Anytime someone posts stupid crap like "I LIKE PIE!!1 POST COUNT +1 YAY WHEEE" Or something like that. But the screenshot of the guy who did d^_^b and the guy who replied and said "How do you make a backwards d?"

There's also quite a bit of stupid ones I found here, but I might get flamed for posting them. :roll:


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18 Feb 2008, 10:36 pm

TrueDave wrote:
The one about the guy here on WP admitting he liked to rub Cream of Mushroom soup all over himself.


How did I miss that one? 8O


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25 Apr 2008, 10:22 am

Recently: Do you think that schizophrenia is caused by evil spirits that nestle in human heads? :twisted: :lol: (on some esotheric forum).



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25 Apr 2008, 10:48 am

LostInEmulation wrote:
from a catholic forum:

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"I've come to the conclusion that there are mainly two types of so-called atheists.

On believes there is God but is just in so much denial that he is hardened to it and fights to keep convincing himself and everyone else that there is none.

The other certainly believes there is God but is simply lying about lack of belief to deceive on behalf of working for Satan."

:roll:


Satanists claim not to believe in Satan and God since they're against christian beliefs. Satan is the evil christian god.



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25 Apr 2008, 11:17 am

I've seen posts on some forums which were questions when the answers that are stated are completely obvious.


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25 Apr 2008, 11:18 am

mmmm, dumbest posts...

any of mine :D


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25 Apr 2008, 11:51 am

I would put em down but I'm paranoid about any OPs seeing them posted here. 8O


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