Talk like a pirate thread

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Yarrr, I be likin ta tark like a pirate for more'n one day, mateys! It makes a man laugh, an laughin be good for what ails ye.
Ere be the tark like a pirate thread for me boys who wan ta tark like a pirate more offen!


I be Mad Jack in dis 'ere thread!

great idea, although i be runnin' out of pirate-y things to be sayin'...

arrrrr? me timbers is shiverin' just at the thought o' bein' a prat more often... no! i meant "pirate", not prat.

or did i...?



ho, ho, and, indeed, yo.

Arrrr, another ludicrous thread. Prepare to walk the plank you scoundrel of a sea dog, I be smellin' shark in the leeward breeze.

Arrr, I be the captain of this here ship, the Blue Tyranosaur.

Da Blue Tyranosaur? What kind o' name for a ship is dat?

Yarr... :: shakes head slowly ::

GA is listening to "Pirates Of The Caribbean" sountrack, Yarrr!

Arrr, there be mutany afoot. Send the maidens to the cuddy and these scoundrels to the hold.

Who're ye callin' a scoundrel? Yarr!

If ye not careful I'll swash your buckle! Yarr...

Or is it buckle your swash? Nah, that sounds kinda dirty...

Yarr.. I be a sorry excuse for a pie rat... Yarr...

GA

Arrr, why did we ever let that guy from the Simpsons on board?

Who be he?

GA

Arrr, he be a character on the Simpsons:

McCallister, Horatio (Captain)
Looks like an old sailor captain with a peg-leg and the usual "ha-harr" / "jim-lad" / "shiver-my-timbers" sort of voice, but is not actually a real captain. Owns the "Frying Dutchman" restaurant. Gave Homer a job as a "Bottomless Pete: Nature's Cruelest Mistake" in his shop window after a dispute about All You Can Eat restaurants. Has made several sea shanty albums. Member of the Stereotypes bowling league team.*

You sounded just like him in your previous post, arrrrr...




*Used in accordance with the fair use policy of the U.S. Copyright act. Anyone attempting to sue me for infringement will be tied with line, impaled with a boat hook and roasted in the galley. Arrrrr

He be the one who crashed that thar hot pants ship... Yarr...

Where is he?

GArrr

Arrrr, I be lookin throught the telescope for the scoundrel, but there be a cannonball coming right at me and it be obstructing my view. Arrrr...

that cannonball be from me, yer scurvy legged rat, fer a-callin' me a maiden! an' what's all this 'ere lubber tark about cuddies?

i'll be 'avin' o' no cuddies on MY ship, yer rum-beathin' mongrel!

arrrrrrrrrr!

p.s. what be a cuddy, then, arrrr?

O Thor, why a second thread on this!

Arrr, ya missed me with the cannonball. I be smart, I ducked, but me first mate looks like a small pancake, arrrr. He should not have tried to hide in the cuddy with the maidens. Arrr. I always wondered about him. Arrr

Truly a maiden you surely not be, if you be a pirate with us on the sea. Maidens are plunder, arrr that's what they be. Maidens are plunder from pirates that flee. Arrrr... Captain Seuss...

A cuddy be the little cabin on the deck. Arrrr! Now it be flat as a pancake as well.

anyone who be tryin' to plunder me 'ad better watch out fer 'is mainbrace, arrrrr!

these be pistols in my bodice, an' no mistakin' 'em fer any o' them female things. an' yer'll not be wishin' to know what i can be doin' with a cutlass - it'll bring more tears to yer eyes than walkin' the plank, an' it won't be yer timbers shiverin', me lad!

arrrrrrrr!

i be partial to a bit o' pancake, meself...