Talk like Captain James T. Kirk

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Certainly...


this thread is...


sureto...


fail.



However I...


just...






hadto doit...





to annoy vetivert.

LOL!

So many of your posts this morning made me laugh. Especially the sucky one about T-Mobile.

I do regret



thatI wont


beableto



talklikeJamesTKirk.


BeeBee

I...


thinkyouaredoing...







just...




fine....


BeeBee.


[I think you are witnessing the affects of a carbohydrate overdose. They lift my mood and ease my sensitivities a little when I eat a lot of them. I get obnoxious and playful. However, when I start to notice that I am gaining weight I get depressed, so I then avoid the carbs and lose weight but my mood takes a negative turn. I tried a low carb diet once and my mood and sensitivities were the worst they have ever been during that period. It's a constant battle.]



I just...




can'tseemto...




find...









balance.





And nowI think...


I...


maywant...

to start...


a James T. Kirk...




impersonating Elvis...












thread.


[Hmmm, nevermind, doing Kirk impressions in a forum gets rather tedious after a few sentences.]

/me cracks up.

i want the







captain kirk doing




impressions of



elvis



and i want it NOW!! !



(you're right - it really is very tedious after a whole sentence... )

Thank ya...






thankya very....














much.




I think I....





wanna...





peanut butter...







and banana....










sandwich.




VivaLas....










Vegas baby.


[OK, Elvis T. Kirk is a tough one.]

Elvis T. Kirk!! ! i am helpless with mirth!

Don't let him near the carbohydrates, doofus - he's too entertaining with low blood sugar level!

uh






huh






huh

(falls off chair laughing)

E-Gads people!

Now I have this awful image of William Shattner doing a pelvis grind to the tune of a Burning Hunk of Love (or whatever that song is called.)

Uh...






she's, uh...





the one that...







uh...





buysthe groceries.




I think she uh....




prefers enter...



taining...



over, uh....





difficult.



[I was going to write an Elvis T. Kirk song for my mother, but that tedious thing is in the way.]

you ain't








nothing








but a








vulcan








logic all the










time




(actually, this is starting to sound like alistair cook - waaaaaaah!)

You're uh...




lyrics...




are uh sound...

ing...


mighty, uh...


fine.





I, Elvis T....




Kirk...




know thisguy...




at this, uh...



recordinglabel...



on the sun...




no....







wait...





uh.....





that's uh.....





Sun records...

I think we are about to break the WP record for the thread that takes the longest to scroll to the bottom...

Can...


I....













talk like....















TJ Hooker?

Vivi cannot reply at the moment, as she is receiving emergency treatment for repetitive strain injury on the forefinger she uses on her scrolly-down-wheel-mouse thing.

normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.

(normal? who am i kidding...?)

I don't...




quite remember....





what...






T.J....







Hooker....






talked like.

neither do i - too busy having hysterics over the wig.