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Tom
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22 Sep 2005, 10:50 am

bacially...



















just the same...





















as kirk..

















but not in space



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22 Sep 2005, 10:51 am

/me thinks Shatner is one of the greatest comedians of all time...


/me thinks Shatner thinks he is one of the greatest comedians of all time...



Now lets all sing William Shatner songs...

Picture...



yourself...

in a boat...




on a river...

With tangerine trees...


and...


marmalade skies...



Somebody...




calls you...





you answer....






quite....





slowly....









A girl....




with....




kaleidoscopeeyes.







Cellophane flowers...



of yellow...


andgreen...





Towering...




overyour...




head....





Look....




for the girl...





with the sun inhereyes....





And she’s....






gone.


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Too old for a sailin', too young fo' the sea;
Set sail fo' a sunset, to a land that is free,
I'm the Rhymin' Red Rover, and that's where I'll be.


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22 Sep 2005, 10:53 am

Great stuff, but what about Leonard Nimoy's Hobbit song "Bilbo Baggins"!



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22 Sep 2005, 10:55 am

I haven't heard that one...



Now I am laughing... mark this date on the calenders of rare occurances... LOL... Nemoy, Bilbo Baggins...


so...



illogical....


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Too old for a sailin', too young fo' the sea;
Set sail fo' a sunset, to a land that is free,
I'm the Rhymin' Red Rover, and that's where I'll be.


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22 Sep 2005, 11:17 am

We canny go on like this ~ talkin in silly voices!

It's the search engine Cap'n! She canny take it!



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22 Sep 2005, 11:23 am

Search engine?



Is it...





Klingon?





Prepare photon torpedoes...



no...




wait...








hail them...









Search engine...





this is...





James....




T...




Kirk...







we...



orderyou....







no...




we....





ask you politely...









to...





stop eavesdropping on our....








vessel.


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The Rhymin' Red Rover, that's what they call me,
Too old for a sailin', too young fo' the sea;
Set sail fo' a sunset, to a land that is free,
I'm the Rhymin' Red Rover, and that's where I'll be.


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22 Sep 2005, 11:27 am

What...




do you mean...




I am talking....





to ourown search...




engine?





Scotty...




divert power from life support...





to the search engine...


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The Rhymin' Red Rover, that's what they call me,
Too old for a sailin', too young fo' the sea;
Set sail fo' a sunset, to a land that is free,
I'm the Rhymin' Red Rover, and that's where I'll be.


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22 Sep 2005, 12:41 pm

hey why's everyone speaking like tony blair?



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22 Sep 2005, 12:49 pm

Would the





righthonorable







gentleman






PLEASE!








besokind










as to


tell US!








what he's



talking




ABOUT!



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22 Sep 2005, 1:23 pm

Someone mention Blair?

It's life Jim, but not as we know it.



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22 Sep 2005, 1:33 pm

My fellow amphibians - i'd just like to say that i am truly employing this thread, enjoying it so much that i am totally hysterectomy.

Yours fakefully.

George



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22 Sep 2005, 2:33 pm

Hysterectomy...


is that...






Klingon?


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The Rhymin' Red Rover, that's what they call me,
Too old for a sailin', too young fo' the sea;
Set sail fo' a sunset, to a land that is free,
I'm the Rhymin' Red Rover, and that's where I'll be.


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22 Sep 2005, 3:56 pm

Quote:
...enjoying it so much that i am totally hysterectomy


vetivert


in this


one phrase, you

have


boldly gone

where

no man has

gone

before! :wink:

(ya gotta love Willie Shat!)


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22 Sep 2005, 4:38 pm

willie shat!

emergency, emergency!! acute medical alert! surgery required for Ms Vivi - laughter muscle have exploded!



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22 Sep 2005, 7:11 pm

Arrrrrgghguglregurgle!

(Mad Jack chokes on his cup o Nelson's Blood)



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07 Oct 2005, 11:22 pm

Captian says













Beam me














Up














Scotty














Please now














I have a Klingon














On my tail














Beam up now














Scotty says














Beaming now














Saves captian from mean Klingons