Post a Religion-centered Dream! {yes, dreams when asleep}

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The only rule is that is must be funny!

I had a dream where it goes as follows:

At the church I go to, a little kid is throwing a fit and is sitting in the pew next to me, my sister, and my mom. The kid's fit is the straw that broke my mom's back, so she screams her head off at the mother of the little kid. My sister then yells at my mom to calm down since we are in church, then the people sitting near us begin to yell at me for not doing anything, other than trying to keep the peace. A chain reaction begins when someone throws a punch at someone else. Everyone who is not sitting within five pews away either leave, stay to be entertained, or try to break the fight up. The ones who try to break the fight up are dunked in holy water or are brought into the violent mess,
including the deacon and the pastor. The musicians begin to play "Let's Start a Riot."
A riot begins.

After the riot, my mom, my sister, and I make it to the parking lot & our car.
At home, we receive a call from the deacon saying all three of us have been ejected from the church.
Word of the riot spreaded fast to nearby churches.
The following Sunday, we go to a church near my mom's work.
Everything goes well for a while until one particular Sunday at coffee & donuts after Mass.
A snitch from our new church goes to the new pastor and tells about the three of us.
Pastor #2 is friends with Pastor #1.
Pastor #2 talks to the three of us and
kicks us out of his church because no one likes the three of us.

THEN...

The three of us go to a Baptist church my grandparents went to before they moved to Oklahoma.
We sneak into Mass and see that everyone there speaks in a Texas-style accent,
has blond hair or a mullet.
Pastor #3 has a private conversation with the three of us and faking sympathy,
says that we will not fit in his church. So the three if us leave.

THEN...

We give up and start our own church at home a la Scientology.

The End.