So... what's the dumbest thing you've said today?

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Liopleurodon
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03 Apr 2008, 7:24 am

Colleague: There was hardly any traffic this morning. I was here by 8am.
Me: At 8am, I was slaying trolls in the Alterac Mountains.
Colleague: Alterac Mountains eh? Is that local?
Me: No, it's in a computer game.
Colleague: I know that dear. I was being sarcastic.

ARGH! I knew that she knew it was in a computer game, but for some reason my automatic response to what she said was to take it at face value.

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03 Apr 2008, 7:58 am

Yesterday a colleugue (sp) said to me, "...I'm real sorry about your leg.." (referring to a no bodies fault but my own work scratch requiring a few stiches)

I replied, "Yeah whadja go and cut me for?"
(confused at his statement of appologee and mimicking the logic)

Then I thought that was a really stupid thing for me to say. Luckily he laughed it off with a comment that he didn't have a comeback...and a perplexed look.

(its nice to have a few safe people to screw up speech around non detrimentally)

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03 Apr 2008, 8:35 am

I haven't really said anything today.

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03 Apr 2008, 8:54 am

Nothing yet. I haven't done all that much talking today.

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03 Apr 2008, 9:00 am

I don't say dumb things.

When I talk, it's for a specific reason and purpose.

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03 Apr 2008, 9:04 am

Too early yet......need coffee first.

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03 Apr 2008, 9:15 am

havent said anything verbally [non verbal fully, for past few days] but lately have been getting the speech software to say random swear words or the farting habits of some staff who think they;ve gotten away without anyone noticing or the ones who let out really loud ones on the toilet,staff said they wish had never got the speech software.

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03 Apr 2008, 9:31 am

The day's still young for me, give me time. :wink:

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03 Apr 2008, 10:46 am

It's only 11:42....sigh....

Yesterday when a guy called and asked how I was, I actually answered with the truth instead of the obvious "fine, thank you". I was just caught off guard. Halfway through my litany of complaints I just stopped and said..."well, now you'll never ask that question when you call here again, will you?". He thought it was a joke. He laughed.

Thankfully my partner thinks most of what I say is hysterical...thank god....

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03 Apr 2008, 11:51 am

There, I said it. I said that hookwoms look like mutated fingers.

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03 Apr 2008, 12:35 pm

Be patient, some of us woke up at noon this morning. :wink:

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03 Apr 2008, 4:04 pm

I can't remember, but I came up with several sentences today that were so badly garbled from overload that even people very familiar with me had no idea what I was saying.

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03 Apr 2008, 4:07 pm

Hm dumbest thing I have said today. Well it's only 10.05am and I'm the only one at home :lol:
Altho I have been sarcastic when I was told "that's my number 5 bus" I told him "great yay" :oops: