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23 Aug 2008, 3:20 am

Here is where you tattle about ludicrous things your friends have never done!


I report Quatermass for saying "Hohoho!"

I report slowmutant for waxing his car with crayons!

I report MissConstrue for throwing a fish at me!



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23 Aug 2008, 3:46 am

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Here is where you tattle about ludicrous things your friends have never done!


I report Quatermass for saying "Hohoho!"


You want some, parrot-boy?


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23 Aug 2008, 3:54 am

Quatermass wrote:
iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Here is where you tattle about ludicrous things your friends have never done!


I report Quatermass for saying "Hohoho!"


You want some, parrot-boy?


What? Explain if you meant that as a threat. This thread is for fun, not for being serious.



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23 Aug 2008, 4:22 am

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Here is where you tattle about ludicrous things your friends have never done!


I report Quatermass for saying "Hohoho!"


You want some, parrot-boy?


What? Explain if you meant that as a threat. This thread is for fun, not for being serious.


Why so serious? *Twitches.* Why so seriousssss?

Anyway, I didn't say what 'some' actually quantified. :P For all you know, it could be cuttlebone.


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23 Aug 2008, 11:06 am

Might want to be careful, I heard Quartermass was gonna come over and slap you with a wet fish 8O



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23 Aug 2008, 11:10 am

Cuttlebone + wet fish = cuttlefish?



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23 Aug 2008, 9:42 pm

This belongs in the Random Discusiion or in Off the Wall board.



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23 Aug 2008, 9:53 pm

[quote="Spokane_Girl"]This belongs in the Random Discusiion or in Off the Wall board.[/quote
You snitch! :wink:

I personally like this thread, and another in a similar vein that iamnotaparakeet posted in PPR. When discussions get a bit too tense (a flamewar over in PPR, or controversy here over the appropriate way to report problems with other members) iamnotaparakeet has been posting light, humorous threads like this that help people relax a bit and put some more perspective on how silly we're all being.


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24 Aug 2008, 12:19 pm

iamnotaparakeet is posting pornographic images involving squids.


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24 Aug 2008, 5:10 pm

CanyonWind wrote:
iamnotaparakeet is posting pornographic images involving squids.

squids don't 'do it' that way, so they in a cultually non specific non pornography.

if you have a link, PM it to me.

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24 Aug 2008, 6:20 pm

sinsboldly wrote:
CanyonWind wrote:
iamnotaparakeet is posting pornographic images involving squids.

squids don't 'do it' that way, so they in a cultually non specific non pornography.

if you have a link, PM it to me.

Merle


He's referring to the cuttlefish picture from wikipedia commons, and I don't think they were mating.



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24 Aug 2008, 7:48 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
sinsboldly wrote:
CanyonWind wrote:
iamnotaparakeet is posting pornographic images involving squids.

squids don't 'do it' that way, so they in a cultually non specific non pornography.

if you have a link, PM it to me.

Merle


He's referring to the cuttlefish picture from wikipedia commons, and I don't think they were mating.


yes dear, I am the one that cut the pic down so it didn't blow the frame set of the forum

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24 Aug 2008, 8:07 pm

sinsboldly wrote:
yes dear


AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !! !!

My step-dad wrote:
Yes dear, of course dear, you're right dear.

My mom wrote:
I am not a deer.


^That conversation happens often...



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24 Aug 2008, 9:27 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
sinsboldly wrote:
yes dear


AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !! !!

My step-dad wrote:
Yes dear, of course dear, you're right dear.

My mom wrote:
I am not a deer.


^That conversation happens often...


your mother is correct if she means:
deer (dir)
noun
any of a family (Cervidae) of ruminants, including the elk, moose, and reindeer; esp., the smaller species, as the white-tailed deer and mule deer: in most species, usually only the males grow and shed bony antlers annually

however I believe your father (and myself) probably meant:

dear
n.
One that is greatly loved.
An endearing, lovable, or kind person.

adv.
With fondness; affectionately.
At a high cost: sold their wares dear.

interj. oh, dear!

don't you?

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24 Aug 2008, 9:53 pm

Beware the danger of homophones!! !



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24 Aug 2008, 10:18 pm

I am here to report that iamnotaparakeet is a fluffy pink flamingo!
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