Awesomelyglorious wrote:
z0rp wrote:
I say there's five Gods, Jimmy, Paul, Kevin, Tyrone and James. However there's actually four and Jimmy and James are one God, Jimmy/James just uses two forms to trick the other Gods into giving him more power than he should have since they've divided their power amongst themselves equally. I just thought this up literately as I was typing it but I could probably make that into an interesting story..
Become a theologian!! Share your wisdom with the masses!
It sounds like a fun job nonetheless...
Sand wrote:
But God never said anything about the trinity, just some guys who wrote the Bible and if it's beyond human capacity to understand, how come these guys put it in?
Well that's one of the things, before you even get to the point where you start dissecting the errors and such in the bible you have to look where it came from, which is an extremely fuzzy and twisted tale.