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iamnotaparakeet
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08 Sep 2008, 11:56 am

Sorry, but, for tap dancing in front of the customers, we have to let you go.

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08 Sep 2008, 6:04 pm

For ensuing that 50% of products were rigged to explode in a comedic way with no injuries, we regretfully are going to lay you off.

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08 Sep 2008, 6:05 pm

You spilled paint all over the floor just to make a finger painting while it was slow? You're outta here. ANd don't ever come back

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08 Sep 2008, 6:17 pm

You can't fire me, I Quit

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08 Sep 2008, 9:45 pm

I am sorry, but records show that you like throwing your resources and watching them shatter. While that may be fascinating, you destroyed the accounting department. Leave and please consider coming back. With some nitroglycerin.

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10 Sep 2008, 10:10 am

Why did you read the small print to our client? Now he knows he can only sue us on prime days of the month. Leave-- next Friday.

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10 Sep 2008, 8:39 pm

What? You say vinyl records are for old people and digital technology will soon replace all traditional musical instruments?? YOU'RE FIRED. :twisted:

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10 Sep 2008, 9:20 pm

For spending 1 minute too long on your break, and so by stealing company time, you're fired.

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10 Sep 2008, 10:35 pm

We have given security your picture and if you don't leave immediately they will be asking you out on a date.

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10 Sep 2008, 10:39 pm

I am sorry, but we did not ask for 3000 waffle irons to fall into the ingredients mix for the pancake mix. Please leave now, and turn in everything that is not yours.

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12 Sep 2008, 2:31 pm

It is my duty, nay, my privilege to tell you that you are fired simply because you have no fashion sense whatsoever. Please leave quietly, and make sure no one sees you anymore.

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16 Sep 2008, 9:18 pm

Regretfully, I am required to inform you that this firm has
no further need of your services. You may leave now.

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17 Sep 2008, 11:59 am

I am sorry to inform you, but this is a Insurance firm, not a construction firm. We did not contract you to add on to the 108th floor. Please leave and continue your work under a proper construction firm.

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17 Sep 2008, 1:11 pm

For fraternizing with a toaster, which is a serious breach of ethical policy, you must leave... NOW!

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