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09 Sep 2008, 3:11 pm

okay. heres the aim of the game. its kind of a stress relief (probably not... all that helpfull... in that sense...) but i guarantee it probably has some comical value :). just destroy an object any way you want be it humane, inhumane, immoral, illogical or yada ya. just... make it fun and also say why you want to destroy it :). enjoy.

*puts fist through his air freshener wich occasionally hisses/sprays at him whilst on the bog*

(nobody hisses at me 8))


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09 Sep 2008, 3:12 pm

*Lights a match in a swamp*



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09 Sep 2008, 3:16 pm

*soaks myspace and mtv headquarters in gasoline. throws flickering matches at locations* :twisted:

*turns to the bob the llama* do your worst.


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09 Sep 2008, 3:56 pm

By request. Soap shaped like little baby hands gets run over by a steamroller then scooped up and force fed to George Bush, killing two birds with one stone.



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09 Sep 2008, 4:04 pm

TallyMan wrote:
By request. Soap shaped like little baby hands gets run over by a steamroller then scooped up and force fed to George Bush, killing two birds with one stone.


*blinks* um... hate to inform you... but... goerge bush isn't an object... but still. atleast an object was killed in the process. so im down wid it


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09 Sep 2008, 4:16 pm

coregazer wrote:
TallyMan wrote:
By request. Soap shaped like little baby hands gets run over by a steamroller then scooped up and force fed to George Bush, killing two birds with one stone.


*blinks* um... hate to inform you... but... goerge bush isn't an object... but still. atleast an object was killed in the process. so im down wid it


But he isn't an intelligent life form, so maybe he is an object. He is definitely an object of much contempt around the world - does that count?



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09 Sep 2008, 4:29 pm

TallyMan wrote:
coregazer wrote:
TallyMan wrote:
By request. Soap shaped like little baby hands gets run over by a steamroller then scooped up and force fed to George Bush, killing two birds with one stone.


*blinks* um... hate to inform you... but... goerge bush isn't an object... but still. atleast an object was killed in the process. so im down wid it


But he isn't an intelligent life form, so maybe he is an object. He is definitely an object of much contempt around the world - does that count?


*blinks*..... yes... yes it does... case closed. *puts his fist through a suit case*. case now open again


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09 Sep 2008, 4:36 pm

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10 Sep 2008, 10:07 am

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10 Sep 2008, 11:58 am

*flys to new york and throws crummy phone that is impossible to hear through out the window of a 25 story skyscraper*...

*then flys back home...* ...


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13 Sep 2008, 9:30 pm

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14 Sep 2008, 6:55 am

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14 Sep 2008, 11:24 am

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14 Sep 2008, 8:12 pm

*takes a knife*

*takes a thing of salt*

*douses in gasoline and lights a match*

You have no idea how much I need to do that. D8


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14 Sep 2008, 8:15 pm

What does salt do when doused in gasoline and ignited?


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