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Endersdragon
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01 Dec 2005, 11:52 am

Seeing as how we have a place for intelligent jokes we also need a place for stupid jokes for people who dont feel like being intelligent :). Ill start off.

Whats the differnce between ignorance and apathy?
I dont know and I dont care :).


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01 Dec 2005, 11:57 am

q: what did the fish say when he swam in to a wall?

a: "dam!"



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01 Dec 2005, 12:01 pm

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken



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01 Dec 2005, 12:27 pm

A baby seal walks into a club...



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01 Dec 2005, 12:28 pm

OK here is something I saw on TV the other morning and really made me laugh. I laugh at stupid jokes alot so I guess this one probably is..

There are 4 people dressed in "weather" costumes. A Sun, a Raindrop, a Snowflake, and I 4 get what the other one was. Well anyways,

The Sun Asks the Raindrop, "So, how about going to the beach this Saturday"

Raindrop Replies "No, I already have plans to go to someones parade"

LOL

Get it, Rain on someones Parade!! ! LOL


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01 Dec 2005, 12:55 pm

q: why did the woman cross the road?

a: never mind that- what was she doing out of the kitchen? :wink:



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01 Dec 2005, 1:01 pm

she tore off her blouse and said "make me feel like a woman!"
he ripped off his shirt and replied "here, iron this!"



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01 Dec 2005, 1:31 pm

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and it's so heavy that if it fell out of a tree and landed on you it would probably kill you?

A pool table.

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What happened to the man who tried to enter the country with a calculator and protractor?

He was arrested for carrying weapons of math instruction.

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01 Dec 2005, 2:15 pm

:throws various veggies at everyone who has posted here so far... including myself:


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01 Dec 2005, 7:27 pm

Dorethys husband flew somewhere and the planes motto was something about legs. A stewardess got confused he got lucky and they were living in Hawaii. It was on Golden Girls.



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01 Dec 2005, 8:21 pm

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was chicken.

Why do golfers carry two pairs of pants? in case they get a hole in one.

Two peanuts were leaving a bar. One was assulted.


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01 Dec 2005, 9:29 pm

Where does the president keep his armies? In his sleevies!



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01 Dec 2005, 10:14 pm

*Burps alphabet*.


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01 Dec 2005, 10:33 pm

Two men walked into a bar, another one ducked.


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01 Dec 2005, 11:06 pm

Endersdragon wrote:
Two men walked into a bar, another one ducked.


I don't get it...


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01 Dec 2005, 11:09 pm

lol think about what kinda bar it is.


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