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03 Dec 2008, 1:18 pm

Hit ctrl+v or cmd+v if you have a Mac and post, lets see whats on your clipboards, post a description if its a bit weird. Should be fun!

I'll go first:

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A young man called Chris from London wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend.
They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Scotland .
Chris consulted with his sister and decided, after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note... not too romantic and not too personal.
Off he went with his sister to Harrods and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of sexy knickers for herself at the same time.
Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Chris unknowingly got the knickers.
Good old Chris sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter.

Dear Maggie,

I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove).
These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and I hardly noticed any marks.
I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them.
I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.
Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.
I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.

All my love,

Chris

P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing.

Regards

Mark Feather

Thats a funny e-mail I got.

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03 Dec 2008, 1:20 pm

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self.each {|item| return item if item[:product_id] == product_id}

[piece of Ruby code I'm working on]

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03 Dec 2008, 1:53 pm

Greyhound's clipboard wrote:

http://www.citizenshipweek.com/docs/images/coatArms.jpg

A link to the Birmingham coat of arms

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03 Dec 2008, 8:11 pm

Results:
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6 2 4 2 6
BUSTED THE BANK!! You won 5000 Experience!

A facebook application when I busted the bank.

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06 Dec 2008, 8:11 am

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Grawemeyer Award for Music Composition.

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06 Dec 2008, 12:03 pm

nothig im not on my home computer though

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06 Dec 2008, 12:06 pm

Does it have to be a mac? http://www.treasure-giveaways.com/?conf ... 416:153734:

This is a link to a scam page, and i'm not sure how it got on my copied thingy.

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06 Dec 2008, 12:07 pm

9992 is whats on my ctrl + v at the moment.

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10 Dec 2008, 1:46 am

Now I can't adapt quicksand to thi

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10 Dec 2008, 4:41 am

Turritopsis nutricula

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10 Dec 2008, 4:48 am

liberty leading the people

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10 Dec 2008, 5:02 am

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10 Dec 2008, 5:43 am

*goofy sarcasm*

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10 Dec 2008, 8:37 pm

Nothing.

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10 Dec 2008, 9:02 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/12/10/ ... index.html

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10 Dec 2008, 9:37 pm

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an intense feeling of deep affection

oh, I copied the definition of love from the dictionary

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