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09 Mar 2006, 7:54 pm

A group of ninja! They would whoop that sissy boy!

A group of ninja or a school of chefs with Ginsu knives?


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10 Mar 2006, 2:53 am

Bland wrote:
A group of ninja! They would whoop that sissy boy!

A group of ninja or a school of chefs with Ginsu knives?


Ninja, even with two hands tied behind their backs would kick the cooks.

Ninja vs Pirates


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10 Mar 2006, 10:14 am

Pirates. The Pirates would whoop the ninjas because they're methods are so unpredictable and unconventional.

Pirates or the original cast of The Sound of Music?


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11 Mar 2006, 4:23 am

ooh... those kids from the sound of music would use their singing talent to implode the brains of their enemies. Seeing as how they're all blonde haired and blue eyed herrenvolk, how about this World War Three Battle.

The Singing Kids from the Sound of Music

versus

The Mini-Hitler Clone Kids from The Boys From Brazil

to find out which is truly the master race



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15 Mar 2006, 6:59 pm

The singing kids from the sound of msuic, because their dad would psych the hitler kids out, just like in the movie.

The singing kids from the sound of music, or a bad case of larangytis?



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16 Mar 2006, 1:55 am

Larangytis, obviously! You can't sing with that!

A bad case of larangytis or a sea spider weilding an axe and spikey ball on a chain thing that spins around and hits people (I can't remember what it's called :oops: )?



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16 Mar 2006, 10:35 am

The sea spider with the mace. Seas spiders don't talk anyway so larangytis doesn't affect them.

A sea spider with a mace, or a tarantula with a chainsaw?



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18 Mar 2006, 5:14 pm

Tarantula with a chainsaw. (Assuming they're above water)

Tarantula with a chainsaw or an army of ants with axes?


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21 Mar 2006, 12:50 am

ooh the army of ants with axes. I just rewatched Them and they could destroy the world with their evil antennae.

How about:

An army of ants with axes

versus

All those tiny little Scrathy's with axes from the Fantasia rip off from Itchy & Scratchy World on the simpsons episode.



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30 Apr 2006, 9:30 am

All those tiny little Scrathy's with axes from the Fantasia rip off from Itchy & Scratchy World on the simpsons episode caus they are just :evil: evil. and bigger.

Tiny little scratchies

or

a horde of aspies with M16's and other such weaponary?


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30 Apr 2006, 9:55 am

I wanna fight :)

A horde of aspies with M16's and other such weaponary cos the M16's could take those scratchy's out in one sweep, non stop fire, 10 seconds flat.


A horde of aspies with M16's and other such weaponary?

OR

A whole bunch of those kids from the village of the damned with the bright white hair and crazy glowing eyes that can see your thoughts and secrets 8O .



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03 May 2006, 10:18 pm

I saw this battle royale and just had to reply. Those kids from Village of the Damned (The Midwich Cuckoos) are just too evil not to win. I mean, isn't everybody afraid of albinos?

Now for the ULTIMATE BATTLE OF EVIL CHILDREN:

The evil albino kids from the Village of the Damned

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The kids from Seventh Heaven

mahahaha


(PS I love your avatar, I knew Lee Harvey was just a patsy!)



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05 May 2006, 3:11 am

Oooh Waaa! that is an ultimate battle isnt it. :lol:
The seventh heaven kids will win cos they tell thier parents everything and have no secrets to tell.
Those snarly albino kids will not see any secrets and hence they will crawl into a foetal position in defeat.

The Next battle:

The kids from Seventh Heaven

VS

Snow white and the seven dwarves :?



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05 May 2006, 10:46 am

Heck even the stickly sweet evil charm of those kids and their Happy Dog can't match the exuberance of the dwarves (except grumpy and sleepy of course. Doc too is just a bludger) However, what they lack in physical reach they make up for with deadly pick axes. Plus Snow White is a decent enough distraction to the male Camdens on the battlefield as well.

Next bout. Shorties versus Tallies.

The Seven Dwarves

versus

The Harlem Globetrotters.

The location: Gilligan's Island!



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26 Jul 2006, 1:31 am

Harlem Globetrotters. Because they could hit the seven dwarves on the head with coconuts!!

Next bout,

Harlem Globetrotters

vs.

The Jamacian Bobsled Team



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26 Jul 2006, 7:31 pm

Astarael wrote:
[...] spikey ball on a chain thing that spins around and hits people (I can't remember what it's called :oops: )?


That would be a morningstar. A mace is a spiky ball on a stick, but without the chain.

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Harlem Globetrotters

vs.

The Jamacian Bobsled Team


I would say the Jamiacan Bobsled Team, as the original one was from the army - but then, basketball is just cool, and Harlem Globetrotters-type basketball is even cooler - so, probably the Harlem Globetrotters.


Harlem Globetrotters

vs.

A big vat of yoghurt?