What would you do if you woke up and saw an NT pill

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06 Mar 2009, 12:52 am

I'd save the NT-pill for a very special day,

Then I'd pop the pill, put on a baseball cap, and go flunk a math exam.

After that, I'd go get a big greasy cheeseburger and fries at a sports bar where i would
periodically exclaim "YES!! !"

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06 Mar 2009, 12:55 am

VMSnith wrote:

Do you really just have absolutely nothing better to do with your life? :lol:

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06 Mar 2009, 11:04 am

VNSnith said:

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Absolutely hilarious!

I would flush that pill down the toilet real quick. But first I would say to my grandchildren, "See this, it's an NT pill. Never ever let anyone talk you into taking one. Just say "No." :lol:

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06 Mar 2009, 11:36 am

Callista wrote:

Not this topic again.

Look, I know you're new and you mightn't know, but we've had this same question a million times over and the responses are always the same. Please just use the search function.

I'm old and I didn't know I'm supposed to research before posting a question or idea. That's intimidating, really.

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06 Mar 2009, 9:09 pm

This sounds like what Morpheus ask Neo in -The Matrix-. I would not take the pill. I consider AS a gift, not a problem.

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06 Mar 2009, 9:23 pm

Depends on my mood.

If I was going through one of my depressed phases I would probably smash the thing to little peices whilst screaming about how the world is trying to change me.

If I was in a good mood, I guess I would either dispose of it or find someone who was desperate for a cure. Just because I don't want it doesn't mean someone else won't.

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06 Mar 2009, 9:29 pm

I'd read the information leaflet. If there wasn't one, I'd consult medical advice.

((((hugs))))

~Loving Light~

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06 Mar 2009, 10:15 pm

LuckyBunny wrote:

I'd read the information leaflet. If there wasn't one, I'd consult medical advice.

((((hugs))))

~Loving Light~

CAUTION: Adverse reactions to NT pill may include irritability, judgmentalism, codependence, narcissism, sociopathy, egotistical fixations, sexual aggression, promiscuity, manipulative and bullying tendencies. People who have previously experienced ego trips are discouraged from taking NT pill. If any of these symptoms appear, stop taking the NT pill for at least 2 weeks for fasting and humility exercises. If symptoms persist, seek religious attention or other moral compass.

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09 Mar 2009, 7:38 pm

ephemerella wrote:

LuckyBunny wrote:

I'd read the information leaflet. If there wasn't one, I'd consult medical advice.

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I'm not NT and suffer from most of those tendencies.

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09 Mar 2009, 9:25 pm

ephemerella wrote:

Amendment:

Recommended for non-recreational use only. May cause irritation if ingested. Psychosis may develop if taken for prolonged periods. Severe risk of developing neurotypical syndrome, which can affect focus, and in severe cases, cause the sufferer to both talk and act in obscure ways. Please consult doctor or pharmacist before making rash decisions, as this medicine is not intended for the rash. If the doctor advises that you are ill, you have been ill advised, and should seek a lawsuit to go with that new law tie.

*Disclaimer* PB Jellyfish Pharmaceuticals does not accept responsibility for the effects of this medication. We are only trying to make money, and couldn't care less about your wellbeing. We have protected our behinds well with this small print, so if you sue us, we will peggy sue you.

© PB Jellyfish Pharmaceuticals Inc. (NT)

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