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The Beatles, yeah yeah yeah! 37%  37%  [ 10 ]
Beethoven DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN 48%  48%  [ 13 ]
Michael Jackson HEE-HEE!! ! *molestation* 15%  15%  [ 4 ]
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10 Mar 2009, 6:14 am

...Who would win?

There's four of the Beatles, all armed w/ guitars, but then there's beethoven with a piano or a whole orchestra or something, but you wouldn't want to turn your back on MJ...

Also say say say what you want, but you can't chose both MJ & The Beatles through the loophole that McCartney & MJ did a few singles.



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10 Mar 2009, 6:28 am

Non of them has any chance against Beethoven :lol:
Michael Jackson...whats he gonna do, look scary?
And the Beatles, those mamasboys couldnt win a
food fight in a high school cafeteria :lol:
Beethoven would whipe the floor with them,
$50 on Beethoven to win

This has been posted before and its off topic,
but its so good it has to be posted again -
i love this clip :lol:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ciFTP_KRy4&playnext_from=PL&feature=PlayList&p=D71773AC1FF2FDE2&playnext=1&index=14[/youtube]



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10 Mar 2009, 8:12 am

What's Beethoven going to do with a piano, hide under it? The Beatles have guitars, ol' Ludwig doesn't stand a chance. They'll beat him to a pulp. And all Michael can do is annoy them all with high pitched squealing.



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10 Mar 2009, 8:15 am

""And all Michael can do is annoy them all with high pitched squealing.""

:lol: good one

But the Beatles, it dont matter if they have guitars since
they dont know how use them :lol: They would probably
knock themselfes out by accident before doing anyting else :lol:



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10 Mar 2009, 8:32 am

ImTheGuyThatDidThat wrote:
""And all Michael can do is annoy them all with high pitched squealing.""

:lol: good one

But the Beatles, it dont matter if they have guitars since
they dont know how use them :lol: They would probably
knock themselfes out by accident before doing anyting else :lol:

But i am one of those who never understood why the Beatles
got so big, its a total mystery to me :) And that they are
still around, thats mindboggling 8O I`ve listened to their
music, its just so......flat, slow and boring, nothing ever
happens, if you haver heard one tune you have heard
them all.

I'm pretty sure George Harrison knew how to handle a guitar



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10 Mar 2009, 8:35 am

George who..? *looks at list*
oh, its that guy..he`s way down on
number 20-something on my list :)



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10 Mar 2009, 8:40 am

Michael Jackson has an army of 8-year-old boys, though, I wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of that lot! :lol:


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10 Mar 2009, 8:42 am

im pretty sure the beatles would be the passive ones, just sitting around trying to work the fight out just by playing music and being happy (i mean whoever heard of a violent beatle)
MJ would probebly scare beethoven to death and than die from the shock of seeing his own reflection is the process.
so it'd probebly be a tie if u think about it.



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10 Mar 2009, 12:32 pm

Doesn't that mean that the Beatles win? By being passive they let Michael Jackson and Beethoven kill each other?



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10 Mar 2009, 12:45 pm

as if im the only jacko fan here!

goddamn it you guys!

*molests you all*



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10 Mar 2009, 2:15 pm

Doesn't Jackson still own the rights to all the Beatles' music?


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10 Mar 2009, 2:41 pm

SabbraCadabra wrote:
Doesn't Jackson still own the rights to all the Beatles' music?


who knows. my guess is that he sold it/sells it/really needs to sell it...



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10 Mar 2009, 2:44 pm

bistromathics wrote:
What's Beethoven going to do with a piano, hide under it? The Beatles have guitars, ol' Ludwig doesn't stand a chance. They'll beat him to a pulp. And all Michael can do is annoy them all with high pitched squealing.

Ludwig was deaf, so Mikey's squeals won't affect him.

Besides, the Fab Four might just ally with the Big B against the King of Plop just to restore music to its rightful form.


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10 Mar 2009, 2:45 pm

mical summons a horad of zombies!! !!!1


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10 Mar 2009, 3:52 pm

Go Ludwig! :D



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10 Mar 2009, 11:25 pm

sketch wrote:
im pretty sure the beatles would be the passive ones, just sitting around trying to work the fight out just by playing music and being happy (i mean whoever heard of a violent beatle)

Agreed. The Beatles were the best band ever, but I wouldn't back them in a fight. :wink:

Beethoven had a temper. He'd beat them all.

Jackson would cry the first time he got hit. He would really freak if someone hit him in the nose. :lol:


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