talk like a VILLAIN thread >:-)

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What make you here, creatures of the Overworld?

From Dracula

Children of the Night, what beautiful music they make

I Never drink...WINE

Oh, I see...
I would talk, as we have methods for those who refuse to do what they are told... and they are not pleasent.
Sit, down, no need to rush...
Oh, and no point reaching for that weapon of yours. My underlings will have you dead in a heartbeat. Anyway, I have a bargaining chip. I thought you would know that. You are a fool.
That is definitly in Casanox somewhere...
I must admit, writing about the evil guys is very fun. It lets out something nothing else can.

Ah! An excuse to post some of my acumulated villian-style quotes!


I, like you, once had dreams, but they were exchanged for a pervasive bitterness.

It was when I ceased to dream that it consumed me, though by now it is very much a part of my life, and I seek to neither abandon nor forsake it.

I’m sorry. I have nothing to give you but my undying hate.

Do not think for a moment that I am like you.

Though I may be below your forgiveness, you are not above my wrath.

Is my hate, like the rest of my life, a lie?

At one point you must admit that the hell in which you live was not inflicted upon you, but is, in fact, of your own design.

It is not God from whom I seek forgiveness. It if were, I would spend my entire life begging for the forgiveness of my mere existence. Instead, I seek to one day be able to forgive myself.

I believe that you are evil, yet I am equally sure that you believe the same of me.

Your conviction is commendable, but you have still failed to reach the heart of the matter: Why?

I am so high
I can hear heaven
I am so high
I can hear heaven
But heaven, no heaven don't hear me

And they say that a hero can save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles
Watch as they all fly away

Someone told me love will all save us
But how can that be, look what love gave us
A world full of killing, and blood-spilling
That world never came

And they say that a hero can save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles
Watch as they all fly away

Now that the world isn't ending
Its love that I'm sending to you
Is in the love of a hero
And that's why I fear it won't do
And they say that a hero can save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles
Watch as they all fly away

And they're watching us
(Watching Us)
As they all fly away
And they're watching us
(Watching Us)
As we all fly away. (Ya-a-a)
And they're watchin us
(watching us)
As we all fly away. (ya-ya) (woh yaaaa)

Ah, Kirk, you know of the klingon proverb which tells us that revenge is a dish best served cold?

*evil gleam in eye*

And it is very cold in space.

Villan: Ah, you and me are so alike.
Hero: I am nothing like you!
V: I can see your anger. You want to kill me so badly. You remind me so much of myself.
H: What?
V: And if you kill me, what will it get you, revenge? you will become like me...
H:Sh*t. *turns around to walk away*
*Villan shoots him in the back*
V: It works every time.

I will make the heroes fight each other to the death in my arena tomorrow, before I marry the heroine in an un-necessarily elaborate ceremony!

bring the ash of hell to scorch the sky and bring forth the shadow of my soul.

ok i ain't going to lie i didn't think that up i got it from someone's comic.

edit: grammer mistakes.

Last edited by Jetfox on 30 Jun 2006, 1:27 am, edited 1 time in total.

A brilliant, evil, and diabolical plot, indeed! Now that you kidnapped that line, you should hold it for ransom in the deepest pit of your vile dungeon!


*Yagaloth turns to his lovely, loyal, and equally evil second-in-command*
"And you! Why didn't you think of that plot first? Guards, take her away, to the deepest pit of MY vile dungeon! Now, see how loyalty and a single silly mistake are rewarded by PURE EVIL™! !! !"

maybe i should *hold's quote in the basement for 10 crunch bars*

My villainous role models are those soft-spoken geniuses whose very presence scares the cr*p out of everyone:

Doctor Doom: "Of what importance is mere money - when there are worlds to be conquered - people to be enslaved?"

or

Raistlin Majere: "I don't give a damn about the world! I could rule it tomorrow, if I wanted it. I don't."

Oh, and... Mwahahaha!

Fork you, you spoony bard! That wasn't very knife!
(shamelessly copied from some bad Final Fantasy fanfiction)



A short poem I wrote about 10 years ago:

If I want,
Then I shall rise
To kill the world
That I despise

A sea of blood
Of dead and black
Burn it all!
No turning back

For if I want
Then I shall rise
To kill the world
That I despise

Fools! If I want something done right, I have to do it myself!
*single handedly beats the crap out of something that nearly destroyed all his minions*
The funny thing is Malshif does something similar in Endgames.

Don't bother with throwing the heroes in the inescapable deathtrap. Just shoot them now!

Us bad guys use clever words to bemuse the good guys!