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mechanicalgirl39
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23 Apr 2009, 6:56 pm

Make light of your ASD here!

Like the Your Mom one liners...

e.g. You're so ASD, you get overloaded if you have to pick your nose and fart at the same time

You're so ASD, you misread people when they tell you your skirt is stuck in your underwear.

You get the idea...


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23 Apr 2009, 8:35 pm

mechanicalgirl39 wrote:
Make light of your ASD here!

Like the Your Mom one liners...

e.g. You're so ASD, you get overloaded if you have to pick your nose and fart at the same time

You're so ASD, you misread people when they tell you your skirt is stuck in your underwear.

You get the idea...


you're so ASD people think you are angry at them because you have a blank look on your face.


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23 Apr 2009, 9:22 pm

mechanicalgirl39 wrote:
You're so ASD, you misread people when they tell you your skirt is stuck in your underwear.

so it doesn't mean your skirt is stuck in your underwear?


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23 Apr 2009, 9:36 pm

tomamil wrote:
mechanicalgirl39 wrote:
You're so ASD, you misread people when they tell you your skirt is stuck in your underwear.

so it doesn't mean your skirt is stuck in your underwear?


maybe they mean you think they mean something else but they actually mean you got your skirt stuck in your underwear?


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23 Apr 2009, 10:31 pm

sinsboldly wrote:
mechanicalgirl39 wrote:
Make light of your ASD here!

Like the Your Mom one liners...

e.g. You're so ASD, you get overloaded if you have to pick your nose and fart at the same time

You're so ASD, you misread people when they tell you your skirt is stuck in your underwear.

You get the idea...


you're so ASD people think you are angry at them because you have a blank look on your face.


LMAO. That's me!



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24 Apr 2009, 8:15 am

Me too. A lot of facial expressions look the same to me - anger, fear, intense concentration, or neutral...and I can look angry when I'm not..


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24 Apr 2009, 10:23 am

oh, oh! I have one!

why did the Aspie stare at the Orange Juice container???











wait for it







wait for it!





because it said "concentrate!!" :roll:


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