How to Make Friends and Influence People

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Be yourself. You didn't have to be told that, though, did you?

Sounds cliche, but I agree with you. Of course, it's taken me a looooot longer to learn than it would for an NT.

I'm still looking!! !

Liorda meet aylissa. There, now you have a friend. I'll just carry on being a sage one-of-a-kind-mastermind in the meanwhile, mmmkay?

will you be my friend, post-ante?

I will if that's what you really, really want, zigazig ha.

do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do!

At this juncture, I'm somewhat hesitant about how to proceed so I'll just say... friendship never ends! And also, friendship is much more tragic than love. It lasts longer. Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh, oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh, oooooooooooooooh, oooooh.

if i can't have you, no-one else will. so you're stuck with me, i'm afraid. *cracks whip*

Aaaaaaaaagh! Runnnnnnnnnnn Forrrrrrrrrest ruuuuuuuuuun. You will drive past my house and if the lights are all down you'll see if I'm around! One way or another you're going to find me, you're going to get me, get me, get me, get me one way or another! Help?

so, you see, ladies and gentlemen. the moral of this tale is that sometimes not having any friends can be a good thing. *takes bow*

Though I'm dreading it I think it's time you gave me a lashing with that whip, don't you? I'll cower and be meek if that's OK with you?

*Stumbles into room*

Oh. I'm sorry. I didn't realize anyone was ... in here. I'll leave you two alone.

Be yourself is such a crappy idea. It never works, mate.