How To Get To Heaven When You Die
DentArthurDent wrote:
twoshots wrote:
really wonder about our education system. In fact the whole thing is bunk because the sun doesn't create light, it absorbs darkness.
Mmmmm this is a new one on me, so I decided to hunt for this and guess what NOTHING. Next you will be telling us that the speed of light does not exist, instead it is the speed of darkness absorption
There is plenty of support among the scientific community for the darkness absorption theory. Photons are a myth promulgated by the Newtonian Cabal and overhyped by the zealous and ignorant media.
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I have to agree with Dan Barker of the Freedom From Religion Foundation ( http://www.ffrf.org ) That if Christianity were true I'd rather go to hell anyway - better to burn than spend an eternity polishing the vanity of an all-powerful dictator and bully. As Richard Dawkins said:
"The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully."
twoshots wrote:
DentArthurDent wrote:
twoshots wrote:
really wonder about our education system. In fact the whole thing is bunk because the sun doesn't create light, it absorbs darkness.
Mmmmm this is a new one on me, so I decided to hunt for this and guess what NOTHING. Next you will be telling us that the speed of light does not exist, instead it is the speed of darkness absorption
There is plenty of support among the scientific community for the darkness absorption theory. Photons are a myth promulgated by the Newtonian Cabal and overhyped by the zealous and ignorant media.
This is a marvelous revelation of where you come from. It neatly characterizes you for future evaluation of your intellectual competence.
Sand wrote:
twoshots wrote:
DentArthurDent wrote:
twoshots wrote:
really wonder about our education system. In fact the whole thing is bunk because the sun doesn't create light, it absorbs darkness.
Mmmmm this is a new one on me, so I decided to hunt for this and guess what NOTHING. Next you will be telling us that the speed of light does not exist, instead it is the speed of darkness absorption
There is plenty of support among the scientific community for the darkness absorption theory. Photons are a myth promulgated by the Newtonian Cabal and overhyped by the zealous and ignorant media.
This is a marvelous revelation of where you come from. It neatly characterizes you for future evaluation of your intellectual competence.
Now way; that's how bulbs work. It has to be true. I read it on the internet.
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twoshots wrote:
Sand wrote:
twoshots wrote:
DentArthurDent wrote:
twoshots wrote:
really wonder about our education system. In fact the whole thing is bunk because the sun doesn't create light, it absorbs darkness.
Mmmmm this is a new one on me, so I decided to hunt for this and guess what NOTHING. Next you will be telling us that the speed of light does not exist, instead it is the speed of darkness absorption
There is plenty of support among the scientific community for the darkness absorption theory. Photons are a myth promulgated by the Newtonian Cabal and overhyped by the zealous and ignorant media.
This is a marvelous revelation of where you come from. It neatly characterizes you for future evaluation of your intellectual competence.
Now way; that's how bulbs work. It has to be true. I read it on the internet.
But of course! Anything in the internet completely destroys all the fundamentals discovered by Newton and Einstein.
MattShizzle wrote:
I have to agree with Dan Barker of the Freedom From Religion Foundation ( http://www.ffrf.org ) That if Christianity were true I'd rather go to hell anyway - better to burn than spend an eternity polishing the vanity of an all-powerful dictator and bully. As Richard Dawkins said:
"The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully."
"The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully."
You don't want to go there. Thats what this prayer is for. If you say it and mean it in your heart you will be saved from Hell. The devil is trying to trick you. God is a God of love and will not bully or hurt you.
I think before you come to a decision like that you should read the book "23 minutes in Hell" by Bill Wiese. Learn about it and avoid it.
God doesn't send anyone there they send themselves and it hurts God everytime someone goes there.
Get to know God more and you'll see he's great and loves you.
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Shadowgirl wrote:
MattShizzle wrote:
I have to agree with Dan Barker of the Freedom From Religion Foundation ( http://www.ffrf.org ) That if Christianity were true I'd rather go to hell anyway - better to burn than spend an eternity polishing the vanity of an all-powerful dictator and bully. As Richard Dawkins said:
"The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully."
"The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully."
You don't want to go there. Thats what this prayer is for. If you say it and mean it in your heart you will be saved from Hell. The devil is trying to trick you. God is a God of love and will not bully or hurt you.
I think before you come to a decision like that you should read the book "23 minutes in Hell" by Bill Wiese. Learn about it and avoid it.
God doesn't send anyone there they send themselves and it hurts God everytime someone goes there.
Get to know God more and you'll see he's great and loves you.
Are you insinuating that the devil wrote the old testament?
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twoshots wrote:
There is plenty of support among the scientific community for the darkness absorption theory. Photons are a myth promulgated by the Newtonian Cabal and overhyped by the zealous and ignorant media.
Don't be ridiculous - we know light exists - consider how the eye works. It sends out a stream of quantum vision particles. When these strike a surface, they transmit the information back to the eye (they are 'entangled' with a symmetrical particle on the retina, and both are annihilated once the info is transmitted). Light is essential as a catalyst to keep the spin and charm of the vision particle at critical velocity. See?
monty wrote:
twoshots wrote:
There is plenty of support among the scientific community for the darkness absorption theory. Photons are a myth promulgated by the Newtonian Cabal and overhyped by the zealous and ignorant media.
Don't be ridiculous - we know light exists - consider how the eye works. It sends out a stream of quantum vision particles. When these strike a surface, they transmit the information back to the eye (they are 'entangled' with a symmetrical particle on the retina, and both are annihilated once the info is transmitted). Light is essential as a catalyst to keep the spin and charm of the vision particle at critical velocity. See?
There we go. That's what I'm talking about. We need to critically deconstruct the disinformation of the patriarchal paradigm of "science".
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Fuzzy wrote:
Shadowgirl wrote:
MattShizzle wrote:
I have to agree with Dan Barker of the Freedom From Religion Foundation ( http://www.ffrf.org ) That if Christianity were true I'd rather go to hell anyway - better to burn than spend an eternity polishing the vanity of an all-powerful dictator and bully. As Richard Dawkins said:
"The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully."
"The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully."
You don't want to go there. Thats what this prayer is for. If you say it and mean it in your heart you will be saved from Hell. The devil is trying to trick you. God is a God of love and will not bully or hurt you.
I think before you come to a decision like that you should read the book "23 minutes in Hell" by Bill Wiese. Learn about it and avoid it.
God doesn't send anyone there they send themselves and it hurts God everytime someone goes there.
Get to know God more and you'll see he's great and loves you.
Are you insinuating that the devil wrote the old testament?
IIRC, sometimes Gnostics identified Yahweh with Yaldaboath, who is *kind of* like the devil.
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Shadowgirl wrote:
DentArthurDent wrote:
@ shadowgirl, how old do you believe the earth to be and how did humanity come into being. Just curious for your thoughts?
I don't know about the earths age nor could any guess I make come close because Gods timelines are different from ours.
God created the earth from nothing created the animals first and made us from dust of the earth. So we are a separate species in that respect.
God did it all.
Plants were "created" first, prior to animals.
ruveyn
Shadowgirl wrote:
DentArthurDent wrote:
@ shadowgirl, how old do you believe the earth to be and how did humanity come into being. Just curious for your thoughts?
I don't know about the earths age nor could any guess I make come close because Gods timelines are different from ours.
God created the earth from nothing created the animals first and made us from dust of the earth. So we are a separate species in that respect.
God did it all.
Plants were "created" first, prior to animals.
ruveyn
ruveyn wrote:
Shadowgirl wrote:
DentArthurDent wrote:
@ shadowgirl, how old do you believe the earth to be and how did humanity come into being. Just curious for your thoughts?
I don't know about the earths age nor could any guess I make come close because Gods timelines are different from ours.
God created the earth from nothing created the animals first and made us from dust of the earth. So we are a separate species in that respect.
God did it all.
Plants were "created" first, prior to animals.
ruveyn
You cannot argue with Shadowgirl. Argument is possible with a thinking mind. That is a mere computer program out of a defunct book. Useless for discussion.
MattShizzle wrote:
"Do this or be tortured forever" does not sound very kind or loving to me. It sounds in fact like the mindset of a bronze-age tyrant. Especially when there is no valid evidence for any "god" existing let alone a particular one.
and thats how we define "to hit the nail on the head"
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ZEGH8578 wrote:
MattShizzle wrote:
"Do this or be tortured forever" does not sound very kind or loving to me. It sounds in fact like the mindset of a bronze-age tyrant. Especially when there is no valid evidence for any "god" existing let alone a particular one.
and thats how we define "to hit the nail on the head"
The OT god reminds me of Hammurabi, who was a despot, but set up some sort of law to control the populace.
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