FOOD FIGHT!

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It's kinda self explanatory, but anywho.

Throws a grapefruit at at someone.

Prepares Coca-Cola Spray-gun my dropping in a few mentos.

Flinging mashed taters

















































SPLAT

Well at least people are not wasting real food, so my moral objections against a food fight do not apply to this one.

Honey poured into the shoes left by the entrance to the building, plus cottage cheese placed in jacket pockets.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Puts Limberger and Gorgonzola cheese on the radiator at one end of the room and
Casu Marzu at the other end....A few hours later the room stinks and there are more flies
than the Plagues of Egypt...

Places a salmon steak and a kipper in the air conditioning. Minutes later the room stinks of fish.

_________________
Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

I remove the salmon and replace it with two week old eggs

Sardines and a chicken carcass inside the central heating ducts during the coldest day of winter.


I think I'm getting grody.

Loads his spudzooka with blighted potatoes.......

shoots dried peas through a home made blow pipe at anything which moves.

_________________
Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Leaves a few grapes on the floor, any produce manager will tell you they are worse than banana peels
for causing slips and falls.

I gorge myself on Taco Bell and break wind till the cows come home.

Throw a barrage of pineapples at unsuspecting passers-by.

Hands some sticky rice snowballs
to all who posted before.

Throws more sticky rice snowballs
at anything that moves on the
other side of the lunchroom.

I recall in third grade someone started
a food fight during third grader's lunch.
The perps were suspended for two weeks!

leans out of the window, and pours a bucket of week old stale lager onto a food fighter who is trying to escape after running out of things to throw.

_________________
Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

LOL!!